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Duration: 2:26 (DJ Particle) 
Release Date: 12/3/2010  (DJ Particle) 
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Song Lyrics:
Look at Santa
Just another aging hippie
Wanting bud but lighting Christmas trees instead
Big ol' beard and gut
Says it's far out, dude, to see ya
I'd swear he's Jerry Garcia, but that guy is Dead

And there's
So much smoke escaping
From his bag of gifts
Kris Kringle's wasted on the sleigh
So much jolly laughter
Tripping through the air
Man, those brownies must have carried him away

Wake up Christmas morn
There's a funky smell that lingers
Someone's scarfed up all the Zingers and the pumpkin pie
There's a scribbled card
Saying Merry Wanna Christmas
When you open up the gifts you'll get a contact high

So much time inhaling
Chronic Christmas cheer
Saint Nick is wasted on the sleigh
So much double parking
With his air-brushed deer
Bet the Mounties come and carry him away

So much scrambled egg nog
Dripping off his beard
Santa is wasted on the sleigh
So much reckless flying
With his stoner deer
Watch the Mounties come and carry him away

Yep, the Mounties came and carried him away
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 6.1 (1 vote)
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