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Duration: 2:43 
Release Date: 12/16/2008  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Doggystyle (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • From the compilation album "Christmas in tha Dogghouse" (2008). (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • "...he was from the North Side": Snoop is NOT implying that Santa is a Blood; rather, he is a member of the (predominately Hispanic) North Side Redondo street gang (whose color is red) (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    T'was the night before Christmas
    And all through the hood
    Ain't s**t that was stirring
    Nope, it was all good

    The stocking was hung on my big fat dick
    We was hoping to get some of that good s**t
    From old jolly Saint Nick
    The children were snuggled up, sleeping in bed
    My b***h on my jock, giving holiday head

    When outside my crib there rolled such a clatter
    I stuck my head out and yelled "What tha f**k is the matter?!"
    Then a fat, red pimp got out of his ride
    It was perfectly clear he was from the North Side

    "Yo Santa, what's up? Did you bring me some chronic?"
    And Tanqueray gin I can mix with my tonic?
    He said "ho, ho, ho" and opened his sack
    It was stuffed full of endo, had to take a step back
    "Is this for the Dogg? Did you bring this for me?
    To blaze with my hos and my closest homies?"

    He just nodded his head, his eyes about shut
    It was then that I knew Saint Nick was fucked up
    He ate all my motherfuckin' cookies
    I left on the plate
    Then he went to the fridge
    And he ate and he ate and that fat motherfucka ate

    And when he was done
    When the cupboard was bare
    He packed his s**t up and got outta there
    "Good night Doggy Dogg!" he said from the sky
    "Merry Christmas to all you motherfuckers
    And to all a good high"
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.3 (1 vote)
    Played on 3 shows:
    12-10-17, #MMS-22012-09-12, #MMS-160
    12-12-14, #MMS-191
    = Show you can listen to online
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