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Rank this week: 42 (↑2)
Duration: 3:10 
Release Date: 2006  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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When the calendar says December,
And the holiday season?s here,
Parents pack up each family member,
And dash off to the mall that is near.

They?ve not come for shopping, they?ve come to see him,
That elf known as old Santa Claus.
And though he?s delighted to see all of them,
There?s one thing that still makes him pause.

Please don?t pee on Santa,
As you sit upon his knee.
He loves you so,
So please don?t go,
Even though you?re only three.
Please don?t pee on Santa,
Try hard to keep control.
You may be excited and you may be scared,
But his leg?s no toilet bowl.

It?s a moment they?ll always treasure,
Sitting proudly on Santa?s lap.
But many can?t handle the pressure,
And their bladders let go in a snap.

They sit there confused, they don?t know what to do,
They look down and then start to cry.
That warm fuzzy feeling that?s now felt by two,
Means Santa no longer is dry.

Please don?t pee on Santa,
As you sit upon his knee.
He loves you so,
So please don?t go,
Even though you?re only three.
Please don?t pee on Santa,
Try hard to keep control.
You may be excited and you may be scared,
But his leg?s no toilet bowl.

We won?t pee on Santa,
As we sit upon his knee.
He loves us so,
So we won?t go,
Even though we?re only three.
We won?t pee on Santa,
We?ll try hard to keep control.
We may be excited and we may be scared,
But his leg?s no toilet bowl.

Everyone
Please don?t pee on Santa,
As you sit upon his knee.
He loves you so,
So please don?t go,
Even though you?re only three.
Please don?t pee on Santa,
For it would be such a shame,
To wake up on Christmas and under the tree,
Is a present of the same.

Copyright 1998 by Rosco Mlinek.
(Captain Wayne)
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