Young and Old  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	3:39
Release Date:	4/23/2011
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Released By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of Hot & Cold by Katy Perry (belowaveragedave)

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You-want my mom and my dad and my dog Yeah you, are obsessed With my friends and my foes And you wouldn't blink if grandma gave a wink You sicko Get far away from me Cause you like young and old From humans to toads Not fig'ratively That's literally You know it's not right To lust for each sight All night, you make love You push and you shove Ew, Please don't say you love my cat, no Ew, Please just leave my dog alo-one You like rich and broke Like dry guys or soaked You like girls and guys Love both bold and shy Seems like a dream You have pinned The ball team You say you love me While you stare at some teens Used to love, how we played But your mind's gone astray I'm afraid That girl you've gone insane Cause you made love to mold For no-one you'll fold The in crowd and out The city and town Even dwarfs in tights and the Transvestites You kiss and make out It's what you're about Ew, Did you really kiss that cow, gross Ew, Now even PETA won't do that-woah With a flu or the cold You still won't say no The quiet and loud You'll do the whole crowd You may need therapy You may be just a tad addicted You mistake the touching shoulders As a new invite Out of your mind Can't believe we were close In an alley or shed On the floor or bed Big chins and cute snouts Guts in or guts out The tall and the slight The weak and the might All night you go out What your life's about The manliest men the girly girl fems The loud with big mouths The ones who can't shout The ones who are fly or those that stand by You're sly, you sneak up You say "Hey lets top" Ew, I don't want to hear about it Ew, How you've dreamt of Roger Rabbit This story gets old Each time it gets told From my life you're out Get out my room now (belowaveragedave)

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Tough Week

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