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Young and Old 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 17 (↑27)
Duration: 3:39 
Release Date: 4/23/2011 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of Hot & Cold by Katy Perry (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    You-want my mom
    and my dad and my dog
    Yeah you, are obsessed
    With my friends and my foes
    And you wouldn't blink
    if grandma gave a wink
    You sicko
    Get far away from me

    Cause you like young and old
    From humans to toads
    Not fig'ratively
    That's literally
    You know it's not right
    To lust for each sight
    All night, you make love
    You push and you shove

    Ew, Please don't say you love my cat, no
    Ew, Please just leave my dog alo-one
    You like rich and broke
    Like dry guys or soaked
    You like girls and guys
    Love both bold and shy

    Seems like a dream
    You have pinned
    The ball team
    You say you love me
    While you stare at some teens
    Used to love, how we played
    But your mind's gone astray
    I'm afraid
    That girl you've gone insane

    Cause you made love to mold
    For no-one you'll fold
    The in crowd and out
    The city and town
    Even dwarfs in tights
    and the Transvestites
    You kiss and make out
    It's what you're about

    Ew, Did you really kiss that cow, gross
    Ew, Now even PETA won't do that-woah
    With a flu or the cold
    You still won't say no
    The quiet and loud
    You'll do the whole crowd

    You may need therapy
    You may be just a tad addicted
    You mistake the touching shoulders
    As a new invite

    Out of your mind
    Can't believe we were close

    In an alley or shed
    On the floor or bed
    Big chins and cute snouts
    Guts in or guts out
    The tall and the slight
    The weak and the might
    All night you go out
    What your life's about

    The manliest men
    the girly girl fems
    The loud with big mouths
    The ones who can't shout
    The ones who are fly
    or those that stand by
    You're sly, you sneak up
    You say "Hey lets top"

    Ew, I don't want to hear about it
    Ew, How you've dreamt of Roger Rabbit
    This story gets old
    Each time it gets told
    From my life you're out
    Get out my room now
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    Played on 2 shows:
    05-06-11, #MMDT20_11-1804-29-11, #MMDT20_11-17
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