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I'm Desperate for You 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 5:30 
Release Date: 4/23/2011 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of I'll Be There for You by Bon Jovi (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It's in my love you'll be believing
    I'd do anything and won't ask why
    Oh it's your lovely eyes I'm needing
    I just want to be by your side

    I'd Drink from the Missouri River
    I'd take pills so I won't snore
    I could find a new career
    If it'd make you say I'm yours

    Could you listen to me while I scream now

    I'm desperate for you
    I'd do anything it's true
    When you wake, I could do your nails for you
    I'd use Nair for you

    I'd help you pick out your shoes
    Even give up my car for you
    You'll control the dial too
    Be a slave for you

    Now babe you know, I'd clean up old grime
    I'll watch your Soaps, turn off my race
    Massage your feet and rub your bunions
    I'll make your corns will go away

    Oh baby, I love your big round belly
    and though you're growing, I don't mind
    I'd hold your flubber, when you sleep next to me babe
    I won't hang out with those friends of mine

    Oooh yeah

    I'm desperate for you
    I'd be a floor mat its true
    If you please, I'd walk around bare for you
    I will share with you

    I'd give up Pepsi for you
    Eat dog food, if it'd keep you too
    Don't know what else I can do
    I'm desperate for you

    (instrumental break)

    I loved you dear, I'm feeling crappie
    I get so high when you're around
    I forgot your latest birthday honey
    But I'll wait on you. . .and your spouse


    I'm desperate for you
    I know you're in love with Drew
    I'd be pleased, to be his bowling friend for you
    I'm in love with you

    Before you were with that dude
    I know I wasn't into you
    but seeing you with him--I'm blue
    I'm desperate for

    I'm desperate for you
    Even wrestle bears for you
    Please don't tease, I'm wearing a thong for you
    Let me be with you

    I'd lie and I'd steal for you
    I'd parachute from the sky for you
    I would even do that nude
    Truth or Dare for You!!

    Wooooh Wooooh ohhhh

    Wooooh Wooooh ohhhh
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    Played on 2 shows:
    05-06-11, #MMDT20_11-1804-29-11, #ROTP_349
    = Show you can listen to online
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