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Jason's Bird 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:14 
Release Date: 4/23/2011 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Jason has this bird
    yeah, A parrot who stares at my behind
    At first I thought "How Strange"
    Now it's creeping out my mind
    Jason's bought that silly bird
    And he thinks that he's mankind

    And he's staring at me with his eyes
    And he thinks that he can get with me
    Cause he said it
    Yeah 'n' he's sweet talking using charms
    When I hit the lights

    You know, I'm kinda scared of Jason's bird
    The stuff it says is so absurd
    I think that Jason should go buy a cat

    One day that bird escaped his cage
    and then he came at me wanting to engage
    Hey bud, what is with that birdy
    Why am I his pursuit
    You know that bird is kinda crazy
    How'd it learn the damn word "cute"

    'Cos he's talkin' to me with that beak
    And he's not copying off the T.V.
    I just know it
    And I think that he'll bring me harm
    late, late one night

    You know, I'm really scared of Jason's bird
    Somehow I got his heart all stirred
    Please take your creepy parrot pet back

    It's Jason's bird
    What he said I've not misheard
    What is wrong with your parrot
    What is wrong with your parrot Jason

    So I stopped hanging out at his place
    Praying that bird would get over me
    but it scared me
    It hid behind my vase
    I had to beg it please just leave

    Tell me, You ever heard a parrot so whacked

    You know, I'm really sick of Jason's bird
    It really cannot be deterred
    Oh Yes, Jason's Bird
    I think I need some therapy fast

    It's Jason's Bird
    I wish it didn't say flirt words
    Please leave, please leave Jason's Bird
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    Played on 2 shows:
    05-06-11, #MMDT20_11-1804-29-11, #ROTP_349
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