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Rank this week: 32 (↑15)
Duration: 3:32 
Release Date: 1997  (will1410) 
Lyrics By: Richard "Bob" Greene and Joe "Bob" Finetti (will1410) 
Music By: Richard "Bob" Greene and Joe "Bob" Finetti (will1410) 
Produced By: Richard "Bob" Greene and Joe "Bob" Finetti (will1410) 
Released By: Originally released on Rounder Records (will1410) 
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Song Lyrics:
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--------------------------------------------------------HEY, COACH, DON'T CALL ME A *****!
(c) 1997 Greene/Finetti Best of Breed Music (ASCAP) Right Sum Music (BMI)
All Rights Reserved. Used by Permission.

In the morning the grass is so inviting
Makes you wanna toss a coin and start a game
But there's a fellow yelling, "Drop and give me fifty"
Is it too much trouble to remember my name

I admit it - I'm uncoordinated
Kinda stumble and run on two left feet
But I'm a person of more than one dimension
A poet and a lover not an athlete

Hey, Coach, don't call me a *****!
Hey, Coach, don't call me a *****!

I can sing the entire score from Jaques Brel
I can hack into a database in "C"
But I'll never run a mile in half an hour
It doesn't mean you're better than me

You got trouble with friendly competition
Let a little bit of power go to your head
When the team is winning games you're Mr Charming
Get a run behind watch your face turn red

Hey, Coach, don't call me a *****!
Hey, Coach, don't call me a *****!

My sexuality is not the issue
Calling me names won't make me want to play
Abusive motivation's overrated
How do you know that I'm not gay?

Hey, Coach, don't call me a *****!
Hey, Coach, don't call me a *****!

Now I'm a father and an orthopedic surgeon
My youngest kid is in his high school freshman year
So I go to pick him up at soccer practice
When I hear his coach yelling into his ear

I never wanted to send my kid to boot camp
I only wanted to build his motor skill
But his coach is a marine corps drill instructor
Training all of his troops the way to kill.

Hey, Coach, don't call me a *****!
Hey, Coach, don't call me a *****!
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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Max DeGroot   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-11-10 01:19 AM  -  11 years ago
Every time I hit the "Next Unread" button, I come to this song, and this thread. And all comments appear as unread.
DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  03-10-10 10:57 PM  -  11 years ago
Hmm....this page works too... weird

though I was getting a weird timestamp error upon posting this message originally
Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  12-11-08 03:20 PM  -  13 years ago
Fixed. Modified your comment.

Karl, thanks for the getting us the correction.

The lyrics above are were to CGI by Sudden Death.

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karlap   Offline  -  Artist  -  12-11-08 02:29 PM  -  13 years ago
The lyrics above are to CGI by Sudden Death.

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