Happy Christmas (Couch Potato)  By: Max DeGroot

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Duration:	3:23
Release Date:	11/26/2012
Lyrics By:	Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot)
Music By:	John Lennon (Max DeGroot)
Produced By:	Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot)
Released By:	Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot)
Published By:	Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot)
Licensing:	CC (Max DeGroot)
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And so, this is Christmas And what have you done? You haven't done nothin' You fat lazy bum The tree isn't up yet The lights are not strung The wreath's in the attic The stockings aren't hung A very boring Christmas And a stupid New Year While you eat your nachos And you drink your beer Your wife became angry She yelled in your ear You had to "out-Christmas" The neighbors this year And yet you continued To procrastinate You watched all that football And more pizza you ate Why are you still sitting On your big derierre? I hope that chair's comfy 'Cause you're sleeping there It's college bowl season No matter what's on Insight Bowl to Rose Bowl You'll watch every one So slothful this Christmas No bells will you ring 'Cause the NFL Playoffs Are now in full swing A very cold Christmas And one quite severe Is what you'll get in the doghouse If you don't move that rear Move your keester Move it, Meester Move your keester Now (Max DeGroot)

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