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Duration: 2:17 
Release Date: 1991  (Tim P. Ryan) 
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Well, I thought that I heard Santa in the chimney Christmas Eve
But who stepped out of my fireplace I just could not believe
It was a skinny long-haired rock star-type dressed up in leather clothes
And I yelled, "Hey, that's not Santa Claus! That looks like Axl Rose!"

He said, "Man, there's been some changes in the way this holiday's run
Now that I'm in charge of Christmas, we can finally have some fun
We'll sing heavy metal carols and keep the presents to ourselves
We'll send Slash to the North Pole and let his snake play with the elves!"

It's a Axl Christmas; it's a hard rock holiday
So we're all singing "Welcome to the Jungle" all the way
We'll sleigh-ride over "Paradise City" and, if we're feeling rude,
We'll burn down all the Christmas trees and then we'll get tattooed!

Now Axl didn't care about how Christmas used to be
He said, "I just had Santa's Workshop wired for MTV
Yeah, Rudolph tried my egg nog so you know he's feeling fine
And remember Mrs. Claus? Now she's a 'Sweet Child O Mine'!"

He said, "No more free gifts! They want this stuff, they'll have to buy it!
And if they try to take my picture then we'll have a Christmas riot!"
I said, "Axl, you are doing this all wrong by my deduction!
Y'know, Santa never had this kind of 'Appetite for Destruction'!"

It's a Axl Christmas; it's a hard rock holiday
So we're all singing "Welcome to the Jungle" all the way
We'll sleigh-ride over "Paradise City" and, if we're feeling rude,
We'll burn down all the Christmas trees and then we'll get tattooed...

REPEAT TO FADE OUT
(ChrisWolvie)
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