Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
HyperLink
0 Online
 
 
Song Details
Rank this week: 30 (↑15)
Duration: 3:28 (Phil Johnson) 
Release Date: 9/12/2008  (Phil Johnson) 
Lyrics By: Phil Johnson (Phil Johnson) 
Music By: Phil Johnson (Phil Johnson) 
Produced By:
Released By: Dangerous Grooves Records (Phil Johnson) 
Published By: Bucky Mack Music (Phil Johnson) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #880991602 (Phil Johnson) 
Keywords: ACOUSTIC, DISNEY, DISNEYLAND, LIVE, NAUGHTY 
Reviews:
Facts:
Song Lyrics:
I took an early plane at 7:45
I drove up to the gate of that gleam in Mickey's eye
Gave the parking guy my wallet
And he sucked that puppy dry
Guess I'll hit the ATM inside of the

Happiest place on earth
Where any discount that they offer is just a little joke
And you have to get a bank loan for a churro and a coke
Mickey's got a strong pimp hand
At Disneyland

I strolled on through the gates of this wondrous magic place
And I was met by a mouse up in my face
And I know his name is Mickey
But his palms are a little sticky
Now my wallet's gone without a trace
Goddamn rat

At the happiest place on earth
Where all the birds look like they're talking
And plastic flowers bloom
Cuz Goofy's selling roofies inside the Tiki Room.
Mickey's got a strong pimp hand
At Disneyland

All I wanted was a t-shirt
Why oh why does my butt hurt?
Minnie Mouse is a big flirt
Just put the money on the dresser
And if you can't pay your way in
Be aware of Mickey's hit men
There's seven of the little kin
Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Doc, and Trigger Happy

I stepped onto a boat to hear the children sing
It's A Small World is such a sweet refrain
Then I saw something that had me quite confused
A bunch of them were making tennis shoes

At the happiest place on earth
Where you lose all of your money playing cards with Donald Duck
And for just a little honey Winnie the Pooh will give you a good....
Mickey's got a strong pimp hand
At Disneyland
Don't end up in a shallow grave by a murderous little dwarf
At Disneyland
(Phil Johnson)
HyperLink  
Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
Played on 1 show:
04-03-13, #KMCC_7-08
= Show you can listen to online
Messages about the song: "Happiest Place On Earth"
 
 
Enter a New Message
Message:
  • Show/Hide Border
  • Table Properties
  • Delete Table
  • Row
    • Insert Row Above
    • Insert Row Below
    • Delete Row
  • Column
    • Insert Column to the Left
    • Insert Column to the Right
    • Delete Column
  • Cell
    • Merge Cells Horizontally
    • Merge Cells Vertically
    • Split Cell Horizontally
    • Split Cell Vertically
    • Delete Cell
  • Cell Properties
  • Table Properties
  • Properties...
  • Image Map Editor
  • Properties...
  • OpenLink
  • Remove Link
  • Insert Select
  • Cut
  • Copy
  • Paste
  • Paste from Word
  • Paste Plain Text
  • Paste As Html
  • Paste Html

 

 

Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
© 2004-2019 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.