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Samuel Stokes (samstokes80)
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Samuel Stokes (samstokes80)
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BRUNO MARS STYLE PARODY
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Baby, I wrote this song, because I don't think you understand The sort of messed up things I'd do if I could be your man. You wouldn't believe just how obsessed I am for your to wear my ring. I'm perfectly capable of doing lots of disturbing things.
I'd throw myself in front of a bus in the middle of the interstate. If you want to go alligator hunting, I'll use myself as bait. I would drink a bottle of Liquid Plumber, if you just asked me to. That's the sort of disturbing things I would do If I Could Be Your Man
Baby, how long will it take for you to say those sweet words to me? Whisper in my ear, "The restraining order was just a formality." I know that I may seem unhinged, but that's the way I feel for you. I hope it doesn't creep you out, this list of things that I would do.
I'd cut out my kidneys if you ever need an emergency transplant. If you asked me, I'd cover my body in sugar and roll around in fire ants. I would put your social security number on my body as a permanent tattoo. That's the sort of disturbing things I would do If I Could Be Your Man
If it would turn you on I'd drive off a cliff in my SUV. I'd set my hair on fire if you'd say that you loved me. I'd let myself be mangled by tigers in a cage at the city zoo. That's the sort of disturbing things I would do If I Could Be Your Man
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