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Duration: 2:56 
Release Date: 7/15/2014  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Amethyst Kelly, Charlotte Aitchison, George Astasio, Jason Pebworth, Jonathan Shave, Kurtis McKenzie, Jon Turner (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: RCA (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Lateral Mgmt London Stockholm AB/Sony ATV Music (UK) Ltd/Songs of Universal Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #886592648 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: HANDY, PARODY 
  • Parody of "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea feat. Charli XCX (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman)
    Remodeling is my only passion (it's my passion)
    And I'm the greatest in the business
    Want referrals, yo
    My clientèle will bear you witness (right, right)
    I can help when your door jamb sticks (heh?)
    There is nothing in the world I can't fix (yeah)
    I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks
    Call me, I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks (bag of tricks)
    Where you go when your disposal is rusted (rusted)
    Termite problem making you disgusted (yuck)
    When your front window is busted (hey hey hey)
    Just one man that's always trusted

    I'm so handy, you already know
    I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows
    I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code
    When your dishwasher's about to explode

    Now you see that your furnace is needing some service
    I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous
    Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica
    Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer
    But all your pipes are antique
    Your water pressure's too weak
    You got an attic full of dry rot
    Because your roof sprung a leak
    Your fridge is starting to reek
    Your hardwood floors really squeak
    But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique
    Now let me glue that, glue that and screw that, screw that
    Any random chore you got, well I can do that, do that
    Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun
    I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one

    I'm so handy, everyone said so
    I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
    I'm so handy, I'm the guy to know
    When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh

    Patch the drywall, clean your gutters and mow the lawn
    Make that phone call, I'll install anything you want
    Yeah, check my big staple gun, my socket wrenches are second to none
    I won't quit 'til I'm done, don't even care if I hammer my thumb (OW!)

    Still rocking my screwdriver
    Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver
    Your heating bills are shocking
    I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking
    Your house is a disaster, huh?
    Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh?
    Let me be your stripper
    Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker

    I'm so handy, you already know
    I'll beat all price quotes, my hourly rates are low
    I'm so handy, you should call this pro
    I'm in the phone book and se habla Español
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    "Weird Al" Yankovic - Handy(View Larger)