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Duration: 2:10 
Release Date: 1989  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Traditional/T. Griswold/R. Rydell (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Traditional/T. Griswold/R. Rydell (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Bob Kevoian/Tom Griswold (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Big Mouth Creative Services #Q-95 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Parody of "Walking In A Winter Wonderland". (czwrefsteven)
  • From the album- "Bob & Tom: With a Little Help From Our Friends (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    At the office Christmas party
    I started off with a Bacardi
    I didn't get sauced
    But right now, I'm lost
    Its Christmas and I wonder where I am

    I had a beer at my brother's
    Had egg nog at my mother's
    Then two bottles of wine
    Which automobile is mine?
    It's Christmas and I wonder where I am

    Someone caught me dancing with a snowman
    A policeman came and put me in his car
    He said, "Are you drunk?"
    and I said, "No, man, but could you drop me off
    at the next bar?"

    I guess my wife must be missing
    Who's this dog that I'm kissing?
    They say his name's Spot
    and he likes me...a lot
    It's Christmas and I wonder where I am

    I was looking for a lady I could dance with
    and so I stood beneath the mistletoes
    Someone said, "You'll have a better chance if
    you take that lampshade off
    and put back on your clothes"

    A lampshade! Isn't that the best?
    Time to be going
    I'm naked...Is it still snowing?
    It's time I should leave
    I'll be back New Year's Eve!

    (It's Christmas and I wonder where I am)
    (It's Christmas and I wonder where I am)

    Have you seen my hat?
    I wouldn't want to freeze
    What a party!
    Don't you wish you were me?
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (4 votes)
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