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Duration: 4:13 
Release Date: 1984  (sav-man) 
Lyrics By: Paul Craft (sav-man) 
Music By: Paul Craft (sav-man) 
Produced By: Ray Stevens (sav-man) 
Released By: MCA Records (sav-man) 
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  • With the above-named album, Ray officially returned to doing exclusively funny songs, after years of serious Pop/Country albums. (sav-man)
  • Considered one of Ray's 1980s' classics. From the 1984 album HE THINKS HE'S RAY STEVENS. (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It’s Me Again, Margaret
    (Ray Stevens)

    Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane--
    And he only had just one thought on his brain.
    Every evening about midnight, he'd sneak off alone,
    And call the same lady on a pay telephone.

    'It's me again, Margaret...
    (Evil laughter)
    Hello, is this Margaret?
    You don't know me, Margaret, but I know you.'

    Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues--
    So she called up the police, said, 'What shall I do?'
    The chief of detectives came round to her home
    And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone.

    'It's me again, Margaret...
    (Evil laughter)
    Hello, is this Margaret?
    Margaret, I know it's you, Margaret
    Are you naked?
    (More evil laughter)'

    Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down--
    To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town.
    It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read
    The lips of that amorous man as he said…

    'It's me again, Margaret...
    (Evil laughter)
    Hello? Is this Margaret?
    (Evil laughter)
    I know it's you, Margaret
    I bet you can't guess what I'm doing...'

    Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown--
    And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round.
    He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat,
    Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke…

    'It's me again, Margaret...
    (Evil laughter)
    They got me, Margaret
    You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, I know that
    But I'll miss you
    (More evil laughter)
    And when I get out, Margaret
    I'm going to come over there with a weed eater,
    And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!
    We'll have us a good old time, Margaret!
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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