The Year The Big-Mouth A$$hole F***ing Won [post-election sequel]  By: Steve Goodie

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Duration:	4:07 (Captain Wayne)
Release Date:	11/15/2016  (Captain Wayne)
Lyrics By:	Steve Goodie and Carla Ulbrich
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Music, vocals, guitars, bass, drums, terrible harmonica, arrangement, production: SG Lyrics: SG and Carla Ulbrich --- It was the year of Rio Olympics And Zika bugs and selfie sticks When the GOP they picked a prick Fifty years ago, I tell ya son That was the year the big-mouth a*****e won I know it's hard to fathom now How he got his little hands on the white house When he casually told his angry white crowd I'll pay for your lawyer, now go beat up someone Yeah, that was the year the big-mouth a*****e won That's right, he won, yeah he took it all Even while the Ku Klux Klan endorsed him, y'all He thought using nukes was a top-notch option Yeah, somehow that year the big-mouth a*****e won Yeah he denied the fact that he'd Filed bankruptcy after bankruptcy On casinos for the love of pete We saw his amazing business acumen (but no tax returns) The year the big-mouth orange a*****e won (It takes a real moron to lose money on a casino) He worked the crowd like a con-man Kept his words small just like his hands Doubling down when questioned and Giving no apology or retraction Cause it was the year the big-mouth orange a*****e won Somehow he won, yeah he took it all The year we heard them screaming, build that wall It was a particularly tough year to be a Muslim American Cause it was the year the big-mouth a*****e won First he stood for this, then he stood for that Like a registered Republicrat He called women whores and gross and fat And he promised punishments for abortions And still somehow that year the big-mouth a*****e won In the land of willful illiteracy We learned the word oligarchy And also demagoguery And open unwashed blatant racism Still, somehow that year the big-mouth a*****e won Somehow he won, yeah he took it all But this thin-skinned emperor has no balls We started to envy the North Koreans The year the big-mouth a*****e f***ing won And according to Sean Hannity, the zombie scandal at Benghazi Was Hillary's fault entirely, so it really didn't hurt that she Was as disliked as Donald T., as he riled up society So sure that he and only he could come up with yuuuuge solutions The year the big-mouth a*****e f***ing won We thought it was all wrapped up for her All the votes were cast, and our voices heard We thought we'd flushed that mouthy turd Then everybody blamed someone They blamed Jill Stein and Gary Johnson And the DNC for making Hillary the one (feel the Bern!) As we spun ever closer to the sun The year the big-mouth narcissistic, xenophobic, misogynistic, megalomaniacal, morally and fiscally bankrupt, bullying, bigoted, selfish, ignorant, conceited, moronic, ugly, egomaniacal, carnivorous, domineering, patronizing, macho, flabby, cheap, constipated, homicidal, barbaric, thoughtless, useless, tasteless, freeloading, pre-pubescent, sexually-frustrated, short-sighted, dim-witted, money-hungry, *****-grabbing, donut-eating, couch-sitting, gas-passing, pedophile a*****e... f***ing won (Captain Wayne)

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