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The Year The Big-Mouth A$$hole F***ing Won [post-election sequel] 
By: Steve Goodie
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Duration: 4:07 (Captain Wayne) 
Release Date: 11/15/2016  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Steve Goodie and Carla Ulbrich 
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Music, vocals, guitars, bass, drums, terrible harmonica, arrangement, production: SG Lyrics: SG and Carla Ulbrich
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It was the year of Rio Olympics
And Zika bugs and selfie sticks
When the GOP they picked a prick
Fifty years ago, I tell ya son
That was the year the big-mouth a*****e won

I know it's hard to fathom now
How he got his little hands on the white house
When he casually told his angry white crowd
I'll pay for your lawyer, now go beat up someone
Yeah, that was the year the big-mouth a*****e won

That's right, he won, yeah he took it all
Even while the Ku Klux Klan endorsed him, y'all
He thought using nukes was a top-notch option
Yeah, somehow that year the big-mouth a*****e won

Yeah he denied the fact that he'd
Filed bankruptcy after bankruptcy
On casinos for the love of pete
We saw his amazing business acumen (but no tax returns)
The year the big-mouth orange a*****e won
(It takes a real moron to lose money on a casino)

He worked the crowd like a con-man
Kept his words small just like his hands
Doubling down when questioned and
Giving no apology or retraction
Cause it was the year the big-mouth orange a*****e won

Somehow he won, yeah he took it all
The year we heard them screaming, build that wall
It was a particularly tough year to be a Muslim American
Cause it was the year the big-mouth a*****e won

First he stood for this, then he stood for that
Like a registered Republicrat
He called women whores and gross and fat
And he promised punishments for abortions
And still somehow that year the big-mouth a*****e won

In the land of willful illiteracy
We learned the word oligarchy
And also demagoguery
And open unwashed blatant racism
Still, somehow that year the big-mouth a*****e won

Somehow he won, yeah he took it all
But this thin-skinned emperor has no balls
We started to envy the North Koreans
The year the big-mouth a*****e f***ing won

And according to Sean Hannity, the zombie scandal at Benghazi
Was Hillary's fault entirely, so it really didn't hurt that she
Was as disliked as Donald T., as he riled up society
So sure that he and only he could come up with yuuuuge solutions
The year the big-mouth a*****e f***ing won

We thought it was all wrapped up for her
All the votes were cast, and our voices heard
We thought we'd flushed that mouthy turd
Then everybody blamed someone
They blamed Jill Stein and Gary Johnson
And the DNC for making Hillary the one (feel the Bern!)
As we spun ever closer to the sun
The year the big-mouth narcissistic, xenophobic, misogynistic, megalomaniacal, morally and fiscally bankrupt, bullying, bigoted, selfish, ignorant, conceited, moronic, ugly, egomaniacal, carnivorous, domineering, patronizing, macho, flabby, cheap, constipated, homicidal, barbaric, thoughtless, useless, tasteless, freeloading, pre-pubescent, sexually-frustrated, short-sighted, dim-witted, money-hungry, *****-grabbing, donut-eating, couch-sitting, gas-passing, pedophile a*****e...
f***ing won
(Captain Wayne)
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