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| What would Jesus Do? Buy an oversized house and an SUV Yeah, that's pretty much what Jesus would do Hit the mall for a shopping spree Yeah, that's pretty much what Jesus would do Invest his savings in an IRA Or hang out in the clubhouse sipping Chardonnay Yeah, that's pretty much what Jesus would do Ain't it crazy that he's just like you? What would Jesus do? Grub hot wings 'til he busts his pants Yeah, that's pretty much what Jesus would do Yell "woo" at girls looking for romance Yeah, that's pretty much what Jesus would do I gotta find out if that's what he'd do Let me give him a call and see if it's true Yeah, I gotta know what Jesus would do Gotta know if he is just like you Hello, Jesus? Hey this is.... Oh yeah, of course you knew who it was Listen bro, I've got a quick question Now I'm down with your love thy neighbor business But were you serious about that whole Rejection of worldly possessions and living in service to others thing? ...yeah...is that right?....Mother Theresa?... Oh wow, well, ya know I kinda like all my stuff And poor people are just kind of gross and icky ....OK, yeah...I'll try...but just in case Do you have Mohammed's number? What would Jesus do? Beg his church to buy him a plane Yeah, that's pretty much what Jesus would do Build a golden shrine to his own name Yeah, that's pretty much what Jesus would do Make bobblehead dolls of him and the Pope Hang out with Willie maybe smoke some dope Yeah, that's pretty much what Jesus would do Ain't it crazy that he's just like you? (Captain Wayne) |
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