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It's an Alt-Right Christmas 
By: Tommy Safespace and the Libtards
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Duration: 6:28 (Captain Wayne) 
Release Date: 12/20/2016  (Captain Wayne) 
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"It's an Alt-Right Christmas"
suggested by Ken "Madman on the Loose" Sherlock
parody lyrics written by Chris Mezzolesta

I. It's an Alt-Right Christmas (parody of "It's a Fanboy Christmas" by the great Luke Ski)

It's an Alt-Right Christmas
The Madman told me so
And judging from my Facebook this is where we're going to go
There's terrorists in power
The swamp will overflow
We're Making Christmas Great Again And thought you ought to know....

II. Alt-Right Christmas (parody of "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby)

I'm dreaming of Alt-Right Christmas
Just like the ones from long ago
From the trees they're dangling, those Negroes 'hangling'
You hear goosesteps in the snow
I'm dreaming of Alt-Right Christmas
With every righteous tweet I write
May the Jews and Muslims take flight
And may all AmeriKKKa, be white

III. Drain The Swamp (parody of "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!")

Oh the status quo is so over
Cause we brainwashed half the voters
She's our scapegoat in a big gold cup
Lock her up Lock her up Lock her up
Cause Washington's so corrupted
And it really needs disrupted
Trump-a-gator is going to CHOMP!!
Drain the swamp Drain the swamp Drain the swamp
When we finally take D.C.
How they'll hate coming out to the storm
We'll push all of the LGBTs
Back in their closets so warm
So you think that we're all cold-hearted
Well we're only getting started
Get in line with that right hand pump
Sieg Heil Trump Sieg Heil Trump Sieg Heil Trump

IV. No Black Santa Claus (parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus")

No black Santa Claus
No black Santa Claus
Boycott MOA
Spencer, Bannon, and all those racists
Woke the KKK
Signs are waving, bullhorns blaring
Robes and hoods are so bright
Hang Obama and say a prayer
Cause Santa Claus should be white.

V. It's an Alt-Right Christmas (parody of "It's a Fanboy Christmas" by the great Luke Ski)

It's an Alt-Right Christmas
The wall is tall and long
It seems to go forever like the subject of this
song Our state and city councils
Are full of whighteous men
So kiss the flag and retweet Trump and take us back again...

VI. Kristallnacht (parody of Silent Night)

Kristallnacht
Reichspogromnacht
Alles gut
Alles weiss
Round up every mother and child
Holy s**t, Browncoats have run wild
Fuhrer Drumpf would be pleased
Streets devoid of peace

VII. Grandma Got Run Over By a Muslim (parody of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy)

Grandma got run over by a Muslim
Drivin' in his brand new SUV
You could say there's no such thing as RADICAL ISLAM, THERE I SAID IT, WHY WON'T PRESIDENT OBUMMER AND THE LIBERAL MEDIA CALL IT WHAT IT IS, THEY'RE HIDING BEHIND A SMOKESCREEN OF...
But as for me and Ted Cruz, we believe.

VIII. Finale

It's an Alt-Right Christmas
We hope it's White and merry
But if you are not one of us you should be very wary
The eggnog has been poisoned
The trees are set ablaze
And up with them will go your rights cause we won't change our ways OH,

It's an Alt-Right Christmas
The Donald is your present
We'll make Amurca great again and turn you into peasants
So get off social media
Get out and rock the boat
The only only way out of this s**t is use your brain and VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Captain Wayne)
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