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5:59
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1/6/2017
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CC (Captain Wayne)
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"The Second Week Of Deer Camp"
Written by Jim "Hoolie" DeCaire and Rodney "Joe" Potila of Da Yoopers,
Originally released on Da Yoopers 1987 album, "Culture Shock".
CAPITALIZED LYRICS are from Part 1
Non-Capitalized Lyrics are from Part 2
Italicized Lyrics are ones Luke Ski made up just for MarsCon 2016
IT’S THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP.
I GOT A SWOLLEN HEAD.
I'M LYING WITH THE DUST BALLS
UNDERNEATH MY BED.
AN ICY BREEZE IS BLOWING IN
THROUGH THE TONGUE AND GROOVE.
MY PANTS ARE FROZEN TO THE FLOOR
AND I'M TOO SICK TO MOVE.
I DIDN'T DRINK TOO MANY.
ONLY THIRTY CANS OF BEER.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT LAST SHOT
THAT PUT ME UNDER HERE.
IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
AND ALL THE GUYS ARE HERE.
WE DRINK, PLAY CARDS, AND SHOOT THE BULL
BUT NEVER SHOOT NO DEER.
THE ONLY TIME WE LEAVE THE CAMP
IS WHEN WE GO FOR BEER.
THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR.
I REMEMBER PLAYING POKER.
THAT WEASEL MUSTA WON.
HE'S WEARING MY NEW SWAMPERS
AND SLEEPING WITH MY GUN.
HE'S SNORING LIKE A CHAINSAW.
THE CAMP SMELLS LIKE A DUMP,
AND SOMEONE'S DIRTY UNDERWEAR
IS HANGING ON THE PUMP.
MUKKU’S IN THE WOOD BOX.
EENER’S PASSED OUT ON THE STOVE.
HIS FLANNEL SHIRT IS SMOKING.
I WONDER IF HE KNOWS.
IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
AND ALL THE GUYS ARE HERE.
WE DRINK, PLAY CARDS, AND SHOOT THE BULL
BUT NEVER SHOOT NO DEER.
THE ONLY TIME WE LEAVE THE CAMP
IS WHEN WE GO FOR BEER.
THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR.
VITO’S CRAWLING THROUGH THE DOOR
I THINK HE GOT FROSTBITE.
HE PASSED OUT IN THE OUTHOUSE,
AND HE'S BEEN THERE SINCE LAST NIGHT.
GOOFUS STUMBLES THROUGH THE DOOR.
HE SAYS HE GOT A BUCK.
HE WAS COMING FROM THE WAYSIDE
AND HE KILLED IT WITH HIS TRUCK.
THEN MUUSTI CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS
IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE.
GOOFUS GOT THE FIRST BUCK
SINCE 1968.
IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
AND ALL THE GUYS ARE HERE.
WE DRINK, PLAY CARDS, AND SHOOT THE BULL
BUT NEVER SHOOT NO DEER.
THE ONLY TIME WE LEAVE THE CAMP
IS WHEN WE GO FOR BEER.
THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR.
Part 2, eh?
I wake up in the woodshed with
two thousand empty beers.
I came looking for a full one
and I must have passed out here.
I crawl out through the door
and I run smack into a buck.
He was eating all the apples
from the back of Rudy's truck.
I grab him by the back legs
and he drags me through the snow.
but when he jumps a barbed wire fence,
I have to let him go.
It's the second week of deer camp;
there's one more day to go.
We haven't had a shave or bath
since 14 days ago.
The empty's pile is growing
and nobody got a deer.
but there's only fifty weeks to go
and we'll be back up here.
I go crawling down the road
and Alley-Oop comes whizzing by.
For a guy that weighs 300 pounds
that Oop can really fly.
I take a look behind me
and here comes a big black bear.
If I make it to the camp,
I'll have to change my underwear.
That bear goes by the both of us
and runs right through the door.
He's breaking up the card game,
it sounds just like a war. (Let me out of here!)
It's the second week of deer camp;
there's one more day to go.
We haven't had a shave or bath
since 14 days ago.
The empty's pile is growing
and nobody got a deer.
but there's only fifty weeks to go
and we'll be back up here.
Bruno's cooking bear meat,
but no one wants to eat. (huh-uh)
'cause everything that Bruno cooks
smells like Mongo's feet. (Oooh)
The poker game's still going,
and the beer is getting low. (beer run)
All around the deer camp
there's a ring of yellow snow. (AAAAH)
The bucks we won in poker
are the only bucks we got.
We spent two weeks in deer camp
and never fired a shot.
It's the second week of deer camp;
there's one more day to go.
We haven't had a shave or bath
since 14 days ago.
The empty's pile is growing
and nobody got a deer.
but there's only fifty weeks to go
and we'll be back up here.
IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
AND ALL THE GUYS ARE HERE.
WE DRINK, PLAY CARDS, AND SHOOT THE BULL
BUT NEVER SHOOT NO DEER.
THE ONLY TIME WE LEAVE THE CAMP
IS WHEN WE GO FOR BEER.
THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR.
It’s the third day of MarsCon.
The ending you are seein'
Carrie Dahlby won the Smackdown belt,
and we told *him*, SHUT UP IAN!!! (Dammit!)
We hope you had a real good time,
made ya laugh and cheer and smile.
There’s nothing left to say at all…
...except for I WANT TIIIIIILE!!!! (Captain Wayne) |
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