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Let's have a drug free Christmas this year
Forget cocaine; try eggnog
They're the same or pretty near
Spend the day on Grandma's farm
not on pharmaceuticals
Let's have a coke-free, crack-free dope-free
Christmas this year
If you have visions of sugarplums dancing in your head
Get off that stuff
You've had enough
You're gonna end up dead
We've done drug tests up at the North Pole
The results are frightening
A sordid scene unfolds
Frosty flunked; you know he's called "the snowman" for a reason
We found why Rudolph's nose is red throughout the Christmas season
Santa's clean, but we found his family has it's flaws
It seems that Mrs. Santa is a drug dependent Claus (Awww!)
Santa's elves work 'round the clock
It seems they know this dwarf named Doc
Who visits now and then
with 'candy' from his friend called Dopey
Let's have a drug free Christmas this year
The only thing that's blowing snow is Dad's new John Deere
Say "No!" to that 'hot gravy'; try 'cold turkey' for a change
Let's have a smoke-free, smack-free, toke-free Christmas this year
Let's have a drug free Christmas this year
Let's have an ice-free, base-free, buzz-free, smoke-free, smack-free, toke-free, poke-free, crack-free, dope-free, toot-free, bong-free, lude-free, ...grass-free, hash-free roach-free, stash-free
Christmas....this year
(Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
9.7
(3 votes)
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| Played on 18 shows: |
 | 12-24-17, #MMS-223 |  | 12-09-90, #90-49 |
| 12-05-15, #15-49 | | 12-17-89, #89-51 |
| 12-11-13, #ISGD-13-53 | | 12-25-88, #88-52 |
| 12-09-13, #MMS-181 | | 12-20-87, #87-51 |
| 12-08-12, #AOTA-121208 | | 12-13-87, #87-50 |
| 07-23-11, #AOTA-110723 | | 12-06-87, #87-49 |
| 12-11-10, #MMS-135 | | 11-29-87, #87-48 |
| 12-14-08, #MMS-118 | | 11-22-87, #87-47 |
| 12-15-91, #91-50 | | 12-14-86, #KMET-86-50 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d Wonder how the last line of this goes? Much too fast (for me) to hear. I lose it after "lude-free". You whippersnappers out there with your bath salts, iPods and your good hearing! Help me finish the lyrics of this song and win a No-Prize! And get off my lawn!
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