Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
1 Online
Song Details
Duration: 2:47 
Release Date: 1966  (sav-man) 
Lyrics By: Allan Sherman & Neil Hefti (sav-man) 
Music By: Allan Sherman & Neil Hefti (sav-man) 
Produced By: Jimmy Hilliard (sav-man) 
Released By: Warner Brothers Records (sav-man) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #340118438 (M_Robertcop) 
  • This song was based on a popular diet that was getting coverage in the news at the time. (sav-man)
  • From Sherman's 1966 album MY NAME IS ALLAN. (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet,
    It came from a book I was loaned.
    It's really terrific and quite scientific
    And I'm half stoned.
    For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka,
    But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
    So I don't eat those fattening cornflakes,
    I eat the vodka straight.

    Drink, drink, everyone drink;
    It's not as bad as we used to think.
    With every Manhattan your stomach will flatten,
    So drink, drink, drink.

    The Air Force invented this diet,
    A fact which they hotly deny.
    Of course they deny it, 'cause this is the diet
    That got the Air Force high.
    For lunch you can have three martinis,
    What better lunch is there than that?
    But caution: do not eat the olives,
    'Cause olives make you fat.

    Drink, drink, everyone drink;
    It's not as bad as we used to think.
    If pounds you would burn off, then turn on your Smirnoff,
    And drink, drink, drink.

    For dinner, a nice Scotch and soda
    Now that oughta help you to lose.
    No whipped cream, no butter, just lay in the gutter
    And booze, booze, booze.

    Suppose you should meet a policeman,
    Who says you've been quenching your thirst;
    You just tell him it's physical fitness
    And health comes first!

    Drink (hic!), drink (hic!), booze everywhere (hic!);
    Pass that decanter of bourbon there.
    I'm fatter than ever, but here's what's so clever:
    I don't care!
    Current Rating 9.5 (3 votes)
    Song Images:
    Messages about the song: "The Drinking Man's Diet"
    Enter a New Message
    • Show/Hide Border
    • Table Properties
    • Delete Table
    • Row
      • Insert Row Above
      • Insert Row Below
      • Delete Row
    • Column
      • Insert Column to the Left
      • Insert Column to the Right
      • Delete Column
    • Cell
      • Merge Cells Horizontally
      • Merge Cells Vertically
      • Split Cell Horizontally
      • Split Cell Vertically
      • Delete Cell
    • Cell Properties
    • Table Properties
    • Properties...
    • Image Map Editor
    • Properties...
    • OpenLink
    • Remove Link
    • Insert Select
    • Cut
    • Copy
    • Paste
    • Paste from Word
    • Paste Plain Text
    • Paste As Html
    • Paste Html


    Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.

    Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
    © 2004-2024 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.