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Rank this week: 10 (↑15)
Duration: 1:08 
Release Date: 1978  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Shel Silverstein (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Shel Silverstein (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By:
Released By: Parachute (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Evil Eye Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #190027 
  • Uncle Shelby gives us a dose commentary. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Well, there once was a cat who was in love with a rat
    And the rat was in love with the cat
    And the folk in town seen 'em truckin' 'round
    They said, "Ooh...what do you make of that?"

    'Cause everybody knows cats don't love rats
    And rats don't lean towards cats
    So there's something ***** goin' on in here
    Now what're we gonna do about that?

    Well somebody said, "Well, we could set us a trap
    And catch that presumptuous rat."
    Somebody said "Hey, we could call up a vet
    And come and gas that cat."

    Sombody said, "Hey, there's a sweeter way
    To end all the trouble than that.
    We could dig up a cute little mouse for the rat
    And some pretty little ***** for the cat."

    Oh, so they argued and argued
    They talked and discussed
    And they had many a chat and spat
    But all they agreed was that it was wrong for a cat to love a rat

    One day the rat was sittin' with the cat
    When the cat says to the rat,
    "Hey, everybody's mad that we're so glad,
    And my friends all tell me, 'Scat!'

    They got me crazy thinkin' it's wrong,
    And I can't take much more of that.
    I am a cat!" Screamed the cat.
    And with that he gobbled up the rat.

    And everybody says he yielded to pressure,
    And that my friends is that.
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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