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The Dr. Demento Show #96-34 - August 25, 1996
Topic: kitty ditties
This show has 13 parts:
Audio for this show has been disabled at the request of Dr. Demento. Visit
drdemento.com
to listen.
Part 1
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Freeway To Stairbird
Reverend Billy C. Wirtz
Stacy Brown's Got Two
Shel Silverstein
Hairy Sheri
[first known play]
Barry & The Bookbinders
She Grabbed My Coconuts
Barry & The Bookbinders
Part 2
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Let There Be Guns
Arrogant Worms
Yes, It's Nice To Own A Gun
[first known play]
Coupla Fat Guys Band
Trigger Happy
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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With Whimsical Will
Part 3
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I'm White, I'm Straight, I'm Sorry
[only known play]
Local Anxiety
Eskimo
Corky & The Juice Pigs
'Tain't No Sin (To Take Off Your Skin And Dance Around In Your Bones)
Lee Morse & Her Blue Grass Boys
Why Our Family Is Nice
(excerpt about the library)
Emo Philips
Part 4
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The Masochism Tango
Tom Lehrer
I'm A Little Busybody
Jerry Lewis
The Three Jerrys
Lester McFwap's Carnival Of Vomit
The Cat Song
Joe & Sharon Keefe
Part 5
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The Cat And The Rat
Shel Silverstein
I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat
Mel Blanc
Open That Can
Nancy White
We Eat Kitty Cats
The Defectives
Part 6
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Cats
Barnes & Barnes
F.A.P. (Feline American Princess)
Leslie Fish
The Siamese Cat Song
Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin
The Cat Got Dead
Heywood Banks
Part 7
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My Girl's *****
R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
#5
Duck Butter
Scrooz Lewis
#4
Microsoft Word
Paul Anderson
Part 8
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#3
Monster Hash
The Toyes
#2
My Ding-A-Ling
Chuck Berry
Part 9
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#1
Ode To My Car (Car Honk Version)
Adam Sandler
Part 10
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Part 11
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Downtown Downers Grove
(Bonus Track)
Emo Philips
Part 12
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Smart Girls
(Bonus Track)
Brian Wilson
Part 13
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Alley Cat
(Bonus Track)
The Barking & Houndstooth Choral Society
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