Microsoft Word by Paul Anderson

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Microsoft Word
By: Paul Anderson

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Now that I've lost everything to you,
I was gonna start Chapter Two
And in fact I was thinking of leaving,
Or doing some reading.
But if I'm gonna leave, I take good care
To save it all to disk, so it's not fair
That I got that little bomb and a system error.

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God damn I hate Microsoft Word
It's hard to get by when it messes with your life.
You stink on ice, Microsoft Word
And I'd love to dismember you with a knife, yeah.

I didn't get as many pages as I want
So I tried to use a bigger font
And then I played around with the margins
And did some enlarging.
But when I tried to save, I got a frowny face
Telling me the memory was out of space
And that seven hours of typing had been erased.

God damn I hate Microsoft Word
It's hard to get by when it messes with your life.
You stink on ice, Microsoft Word
And I'd love to dismember you with a knife, yeah.

Lalala la la, lala la la, lalala la la, lala la la,
La la lalala la, lala la la, goddamn computer!
I was gonna leave, go get a beer,
But my whole paper just disappeared.
So I guess I'll turn in one that I wrote last year.

Well...

God damn I hate Microsoft Word
It's hard to get by when it messes with your life.
("And now there's 5.0, it's slower!")
You stink on ice, Microsoft Word
And I'd love to dismember you with a knife, yeah.

("One more time! For Bill Gates!")

God damn I hate Microsoft Word
(Where's that guitar coming from?)
It's hard to get by when it messes with your life.
Your life... It messes with your life
You stink on ice, Microsoft Word
And I'd love to disme....(click...BEEP...click)
("Wha... system error? This can't be. I was almost done. It was perfect! You stupid computer! It was almost done!")

(davidlougy)

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	10-14-17, #KMCC-12-04	08-25-96, #96-34
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