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Duration: 3:49 
Release Date: 1996  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: A.Sandler/A.Covert/J.Giarraputo (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: A.Sandler/A.Covert/J.Giarraputo (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Brooks Arthur/Adam Sandler (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Warner Bros. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Broadway Video Music Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #450246323 
Song Lyrics:
Here we go

No no no
(Oooh ooooh)
(Oooh ooooh)

Piece of s**t car
I got a piece of s**t car
That ******’ pile of s**t
Never gets me very far

My car’s a big piece of s**t
'Cause the shocks are f***ing shot
And my seat belt’s f***ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(it’s a piece of s**t)

I can’t see through the windshield
'Cause it’s got a big f***ing crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It’s a piece of s**t)

(Piece of s**t car)
Piece of s**t car
(He’s got a piece of s**t car)
It sucks royal dick
(That ******’ pile of s**t)
Oh 100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh, f**k you car

It’s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty *** ****
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no f***ing brakes
I’m always way out of control
11 times a day I hear, "Hey, watch it a*****e!"
(You ******’ piece of s**t)

(Piece of s**t car)
I got piece of s**t car
(He got a piece of s**t car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That ******’ pile of s**t)
That pile of metal s**t
(Never gets him very far)

Oh, what the f**k did I do
What the f**k did I do
What the f**k did I do
To get stuck with you
You’re too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I’m too broke to buy something new
Oh, f**k me

Well, the engine likes to flood
The car always f***ing stalls
And the seat cushion’s got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I got to use a f***ing coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There’s no chance I’ll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da *****)
Hey, shut up

(Piece of s**t car)
You piece of s**t car
(You got a piece of s**t car)
You piece of s**t car
(Piece of s**t car)
Bald f***ing tires
(You got a piece of s**t car)
No rearview f***ing mirror
(Piece of s**t car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of s**t car)
f***ing rag for a gas cap
(Piece of s**t car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of s**t car)
(Piece of s**t car)
(You got a piece of s**t car)
(Piece of s**t car)
Oh, the whole town thinks I’m a loser
(You got a piece of s**t car)
Cabbie, give me a push
(Piece of s**t car...)
(Sonic SBL)
Current Rating 10.0 (5 votes)
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