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Duration: 3:22 
Release Date: 1996  (CapSuper) 
Lyrics By: Pickett/Capizzi (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Pickett/Capizzi (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Parody of "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt- Kickers (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I was working in the lab late one night
    When I heard the gurgle of a waterpipe
    So I turned to see my monster in a cloud of smoke
    Who said, "This s**t ain't bad, here, have a toke"

    (We smoked some hash) - We smoked some monster hash
    (Some monster hash) - It was his personal stash
    (We smoked some hash) - We got completely trashed
    (On monster hash) - We smoked some monster hash

    As we partied in the castle with the living dead
    Mouths were dry and eyes were red
    The ghouls and goblins shrieked and screamed,
    "Won't somebody please pass the Visine"

    (They smoked some hash) - They smoked some monster hash
    (Some monster hash) - From Frankie's personal stash
    (We smoked some hash) - And they all were smashed
    (On monster hash) - They smoked some monster hash

    The mummy was toking on a bong
    Wolfman said, "Don't bogart that, pass it along"
    The swamp thing was toasted, rolling on the floor
    Laughing hysterically and pleading for more

    The scene was rocking as the werewolves moved
    To the undead reggae band's dance hall grooves
    Meanwhile in the kitchen, Frankenstein baked
    Some Alice B. Toklas brownies and cakes

    (We ate some hash) - We ate some monster hash
    (Some monster hash) - It had the graveyard smashed
    (We ate some hash) - And we all got trashed
    (On monster hash) - We ate some monster hash

    The party would have gone on 'til we all passed out
    But just then we heard a bloodcurdling shout
    "Watch out, beware, cover your necks
    Dracula's got the munchies, and he's totally wrecked"

    (He smoked some hash) - He smoked some monster hash
    (Some monster hash) - He was completely smashed
    (He smoked some hash) - That Transylvanian's trashed
    (On monster hash) - He smoked some monster hash

    Now every night the dead rise up from the grave
    To partake in our happening THC rave
    For you, the living, this hash was meant, too
    When you get to my door just say the Toyes sent you

    (We'll smoke some hash) - We'll smoke some monster hash
    (Some monster hash) - And we'll all get trashed
    (We'll smoke some hash) - From my personal stash
    (Of monster hash) - We'll smoke some monster hash

    mmm - hash gooood
    Easy, boy, save some for daddy
    mmmm - that s**t gooood

    Current Rating 9.9 (3 votes)
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