Falalalalalalalala  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	1:58 (Captain Wayne)
Release Date:	11/28/2025  (Captain Wayne)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion
Music By:	Robert Lund (Captain Wayne)
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Released By:	FIDIM Interactive, LLC (Captain Wayne)
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“Most people don't know the words to Deck the Halls, so they just go falalalala. I find that disrespectful to Christmas, so I sing all the words. Like this.” Deck the halls with boughs of holly Madison and blondes with nice round lips 'Tis the season to be jolly Rogers at full mast on pirate ships Don we now our gay apparel If you're straight, live your great drag queen dream Troll the ancient Yuletide carol -ina Panthers beat my high school team "But it went into overtime." See the blazing yule before us -phyxiation from the smoke occurs Strike the harp and join the chorus Of displeasure for your ethnic slurs Follow me in merry measure Out a gram from your Mom's Christmas stash While I tell of Yuletide treasure Island in Las Vegas snatched my cash “And not just the gold. The frankincense too.” Fast away the old year passes Gas inside your uncle's Cybertruck Hail the new year, lads and lasses While you think of words that rhyme with truck Sing we joyous, all together 'Cause of gin or we're in Hallmark shows Heedless of the wind and weather You approve or not, that's how this goes "Now sing this at your next Christmas party. Everyone will appreciate you for it. Try it and see.” (Captain Wayne)

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