Link's Load of Stuff  By: Ethan Mawyer

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Duration:	3:42 (Captain Wayne)
Release Date:	11/18/2025  (Captain Wayne)
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High, low, he’s climbing everywhere Then he sprints to Kakariko Village, sweat beads in his hair My word, he’s gliding through the air With bag on back and it must be quite a load to bear He’s got like fifteen meals, weapons of wood and steel Potions to help him run, potions to help him heal Storage is not allowed, how is this even real? I’d think with all this weight, he would crush a sand seal Oh, doesn’t seem fun It’s a big open world And the bag’s hard to lug And I would Die if I had to run Schlepping 18 big wheels I’d simply be done It’s massive Link’s load of stuff How is he not collapsing? Lugging Link’s load of stuff Gotta be really taxing On his delts and his back Even when he is napping He wears Link’s load of stuff Link’s load of stuff Pad pressed, the tower sends him high Gliding with his luggage near the islands in the sky I’d think that the weight would bring him down Bloodied mess of broken bones is how he’d hit the town He isn’t falling though, he’s staying calm and slow Then he goes forward fast, Tulin made the wind blow An aerocuda’s close, so he takes out his bow That he had in his bag, soon he is good to go Still doesn’t seem fun It’s a big open world And the bag’s hard to lug And I would Die if I had to run Schlepping eighteen big wheels I’d simply be done It’s massive Link’s load of stuff How is he not collapsing? Lugging Link’s load of stuff Gotta be really taxing On his delts and his back Even when he is napping He wears Link’s load of stuff Link’s load of stuff Drop, clink, another sword why not? Hestu’s shakalaka dance opened another spot And claymores have a bit of bulk This affects him not at all like Link’s some sort of hulk And this Still doesn’t seem fun It’s a big open world And the bag’s hard to lug And I would Die if I had to run Schlepping eighteen big wheels I’d simply be done It’s massive Link’s load of stuff How is he not collapsing? Lugging Link’s load of stuff Gotta be really taxing On his delts and his back Even when he is napping He wears Link’s load of stuff Link’s load of stuff (Captain Wayne)

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