Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears  By: Kurplunk

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Duration:	2:37 (Captain Wayne)
Release Date:	11/14/2025  (Captain Wayne)
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V1 One day I was cravin’ some gummies. But like a fool mixed up the bags. Both regular and sugar free taste so good, but beware the aftermath. Lucky I was home, but pale and sweaty I’d become Stomach cramps then diarrhea too. Montezuma's Revenge disguised in rubber candy form Wastin’ my afternoon. CH Bears! Yeah, sugar free. I'm talkin' bout the Haribo. Bears! So colorful and yummy Bears! The sugar free--messin' you up with each handful. Bears! So powerful and gummi! V2 So you want digestive adventure, or feelin’ reckless & just wanna tempt fate Sick of the 9 to 5, let’s pull one over on the boss & whip you up a sick day. Maybe there’s revenge to plot, with these weapons of war. Airdrop a case to all our country’s enemies. Malitol’s the culprit, sinister ingredient. Better not drive or run heavy machinery. BR Even 3 are too many. Believe & heed the warnings. Apocalypse Now digestive scene. Ya Mammy cannot help ya, see? Fetal position or sprint bathroom runs, hang on for dear life ‘til their passage is done. ((spoken parts in Outro)) (Captain Wayne)

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