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To, to, to, tofurkey
Tofurkey, tofurkey, tofurkey
Tofurkey, tofurk
I was sniffin' through the kitchen for a holiday snack
When my nose (sniff sniff)'d a smell so wack
I was like "Oh furk! What is that?"
My nostrils were hit by a tofu attack
It's gettin' furkey up in here
I got the tofu perky up in here
You're so much quirkier than turkey
You're my wobblin' tofurkey
Tofurkey, tofurkey
To, to, tofurkey
Tofurkey, tofurkey
To, to, tofurkey
With a taste that makes you go berserky
Tofurkey, tofurkey
To, to, tofurkey
If you want a turkey without the turkey
Look no further than the tofurkey
So fellas (yeah)
Fellas (yeah)
Has your tofu got the furk? (oh yeah)
It's wobblin, wobblin, ain't no gobblin
Eatin' so much that my legs start hobblin
Holler to the turkeys
They're gobblin' to tell you (make tofurkey)
That's right, it's a tofu party tonight
Gotta follow these steps to cook it right
(Step one)
Take the tofurkey
(Step two)
Put it in the microwave
(Step three)
Take it out of the microwave
(Step four)
Eat the tofurkey
Now your home and everything you own
Smells like tofurkey
Tofurkey, tofurkey
To, to, tofurkey
Tofurkey, tofurkey
To, to, tofurkey
The taste takes over my brain cells, it's all tofurkey
Tofurkey, tofurkey
To, to, tofurkey
Tofurkey doesn't look like turkey
Or quite have the smell of turkey
But the taste is kind of
Never mind, it doesn't taste like turkey
Close your eyes and think of turkey
As you place tofurkey on your tongue
Like a sponge
Tofurkey (Captain Wayne) |
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