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Music: Frank Zappa
Lyrics, guitars, bass, drums, percussion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
Voice of Mary: Kendra Shepherd
Harmonica: Chris "Freight Train" Floyd
Helpful help: Niamh Bagnell
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This is the Governmental Flu Provider. Today in American healthcare, measles is back. An
outbreak of the seemingly defunct disease in South Carolina has put hundreds in
quarantine. But don't worry… the flu is back too.
Hey hey hey all you jerks who are so anti-vax (and you think antifa is the real problem)
Yeah you who listen to those alternative facts (we miss you Kellyanne Conway)
The head guy only cares about his orange self (and gold card visas)
So he cut all the funding for mental health (and for health in general, who are we kidding)
Go get a flu shot
Hey you'll love it
Get a flu shot
It could save your life
Get a flu shot
Yes you'll get a lollipop
Don't be idiots, please listen to us
You're overdue shot
We're scientists who know things
Oh yes we do shot
They're a bunch of nincompoops who think we should drink bleach
The boys in the swamp have been reading mein kampf
Just make sure you don't get vaccinated, because vaccines are scary and unsafe, as
Alex Jones has proven.
Yeah it's scary when they say it's linked to autism (whatever happened to Jenny
McCarthy, anyway?)
While RFK is the face of botulism (and the worms ate into his brain)
Yes we went to the moon and the earth ain't flat (Fox News says there's a big ice wall)
But Donnie and his goons want you dumber than that (he loves the poorly educated)
Hey Mr. Magoo shot
Get the covid booster too (yes it's safe)
Whatsamatta you shot
Hey you'll love not dying on a ventilator
The thing to do shot
Get it while it's still legal
Your hands you should wash
And wear your galoshes
Get a flu shot
I'll buy you a macha
Think it through shot
Of course I'll introduce you to Walgreens
The pharmacy crew is just waiting for you
This is the Governmental Flu Provider. And polio is warming up in the bullpen. And just in
time for your health insurance to get taken away. Thanks congress.
Get a flu shot
Ew, I don't like needles
Just get a flu shot
You don't like needles? But you love
Your tattoo shot
This one's a daisy, it took like twelve hours
Hey this country's so cringe
What you need's a syringe
Full of flu shot
Ha ha ha
You like that, huh?
I told you you'd love it
It's a way of life
The guys in the lab
Don't want you on a slab
Ow, ow ow. Ow, ow ow. Ow, ow ow.
We got a present for you
You have a present for me?
Ow, ow ow. Ow, ow ow. Ow, ow ow.
We've got a present for you
Remember polio? Of course you don't
Ow, ow ow. Ow, ow ow. Ow, ow ow.
What do you got? What are you gonna give me?
Hang on, I gotta wrap it, and sterilize it
Ow, ow ow. Ow, ow ow. Ow, ow ow.
Is it autism? Cause I already have autism
It's shaped just like a telescoping endoscope
You'll love it
Ooo, can I get it in the shape of a butterfly? (Captain Wayne) |
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