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| Spider-Man Has Arachnophobia!
What happens when Spider-Man is afraid of spiders, heights, villains, sunlight, his own web fluid—and practically everything else?
Find out in this hilarious cartoon parody song about the world’s least confident superhero!
With great power comes great responsibility… and an overwhelming list of medical mishaps.
Follow this anxious, allergy-prone Spider-Man as he battles vertigo, panic attacks, reflux, IBS, claustrophobia, misophonia, and a serious case of superhero intolerance.
From failed web-slinging and awkward villain encounters to Aunt May’s questionable career advice, this friendly neighborhood hero is doing his best—or at least trying to leave the apartment.
Disclaimer: This is an unofficial fan parody created for comedic and transformative purposes. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by Marvel, Sony, or any Spider-Man rights holders. The song uses exaggerated fictional humor and is not intended as medical advice or to mock people living with real mental or physical health conditions.
#SpiderMan #ParodySong #CartoonMusicVideo #SillieNelson #FunnySong #SuperheroParody #AnimatedParody #ComedyMusic #SpiderManParody | - SillieNelson |
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Song Lyrics
[Verse 1]
With great power comes great responsibility
And also comes great anxiety, apparently
Radioactive spider bite? More like a psychological plight
Got superpowers but I'm terrified of heights
I'm arachnophobic—do you see the irony?
A spider-man who screams when spiders are near me
My web-shooters jam 'cause I've got carpal tunnel
My web-slinging dreams are flawed and fumbled
[Pre-Chorus]
I coulda been a hero, but instead I'm here
With a list of conditions that's quite sincere
[Chorus]
I'm Spider-Man, but make it pathetic
Got powers that are not copacetic
Can't climb a building—got vertigo and dread
My super-villan allergy keeps me home instead
I'm your friendly neighborhood... anxiety attack
Aunt May said, "Just give the suit back!"
[Verse 2]
Tried to fight the Goblin but my IBS said "nope"
My latex suit gives me a rash—I lost all hope
Got mild dyslexia, so I web-sling left
Saved exactly zero people, that's my rep-utation theft
My spider-sense tingles but it's just reflux
My Aunt May said, "Honey, this job really sucks"
I put on the mask and felt claustrophobic
Therapist said, 'Your coping skills are catastrophic'"
[Chorus]
I'm Spider-Man, but make it therapeutic
My trauma list is encyclopedic
Can't climb a building—got a fear of the sun
Plus I'm allergic to my own web— That's FUN!
I'm your friendly neighborhood... support group chat
Spider-Man's origin story? A medical mishap!
[Bridge]
[Rap breakdown]
They said, "With great power—"
I said, "With great NOPE"
Got trypophobia, ornithophobia, nomophobia
I can't even leave my house without my anxiety Cornucopia!
My panic attacks have panic attacks
My life is just a series of unfortunate lacks
I tried to save the city but I'm super-hero intolerant
And my web-shooters broke 'cause I'm not coordin-ant!
[Verse 3]
Fought the Lizard once but got too close and sneezed
My allergies are allergic to my allergies, geez
Got misophonia... can't stand the sound of my own web
My spider-sense predicts my own sense of dread
Tried to do a flip off a building? Nope, too tall
My equilibrium said, "I'm not doing this at all"
Lost my job at the Daily Bugle on day three
'Cause I'm allergic to newsprint—irony!
[Final Chorus]
I'm Spider-Man, but make it deeply flawed
My superhero journey? Honestly, I'm awed
Can't leave my apartment—got agoraphobia too
Plus I break out in hives from my own superhero goo
I'm your friendly neighborhood... medicinal herbal tea
Spider-Man who's never seen 'cause he's got S.A.D., PTSD, and OCD!
[Outro]
[Spoken over sad ukulele]
"Is anyone out there? No? Cool, I'm going back to sleep. In my own dreamland..."
Now you know why this Spider-verse has never seen our Spider-man. (SillieNelson) |
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