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(Verse 1)
I walked into the party like a CEO of dread
Got a thousand snappy comebacks that are dead inside my head
A stranger waved hello, and I panicked, I confess
I gave a thumbs up to a wall, and now I’m under duress
My palms are sweating oceans, my shoes are on the wrong feet
I’m practicing my "natural smile" to the rhythm of the beat
(Chorus)
(Deep, rumbling baritone)
Oh, I’m the King of the Corner, the Prince of the Pause
Making everyone uncomfortable for absolutely no cause
I tried to say "Good evening," but it came out "Good-bye-noon"
I’m socially radioactive, I’m a social typhoon
I'm Socially Awkward! (Cha-cha-cha!)
I'm Socially Awkward! (Just let me fade away!)
(Verse 2)
Someone asked me how I’ve been, I said "Good, you’re looking wet!"
(Wait, what did I mean? I have no idea yet)
I tried to fist-bump someone, they went for a formal shake
So I awkwardly slapped their wrist for goodness sake
Now we’re locked in a duel, of hand-shape misery
I’m sweating through my blazer, it’s a tragedy, you see
(Chorus)
Oh, I’m the King of the Corner, the Prince of the Pause
Making everyone uncomfortable for absolutely no cause
I tried to say "Nice weather," but I whispered "Nice leather"
Now I’m hiding in the kitchen, eating all the cheddar
I'm Socially Awkward! (Cha-cha-cha!)
I'm Socially Awkward! (Don’t make eye contact!)
(Bridge)
(Music slows down, bass gets deeper)
I’m standing by the plant.
Yes. The fern.
It’s the only friend I have in here.
We have so much in common.
It also doesn't know what to say.
Wait, did that plant just look at me?
I’m leaving. I’m leaving through the window.
(Chorus)
Oh, I’m the King of the Corner, the Prince of the Pause
Making everyone uncomfortable for absolutely no cause
I tried to say "See ya later," but I yelled "I AM A HUMAN!"
Now the room is empty, and I’m just assuming
I'm Socially Awkward! That I nailed it.
I'm Socially Awkward! Yeah. I nailed it.
(Outro)
(Deep voice whispering)
Exit… stage left.
Wait, that’s a closet.
My bad.
(Fade out with the sound of a door awkwardly closing) (SillieNelson) |
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