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| Parody of "Hand In My Pocket" by Alanis Morisette (M_Robertcop) |
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Tony: And now for something completely different.
Old Guy: IT'S...
(music starts)
Old Woman 1: Oh, look, another Alanis Morrisette song
Old Woman 2: No, it's a parody!
Old Woman 1: Wha, you mean a "dead parody"?
Old Woman 2: No, no, no!
I'm selling dead parrots
And chocolate with frogs
And Spam served with Spam and Spam
(Mrs. Bun: I don't want ANY Spam!)
I work in a cheese shoppe
I've got me a silly walk
That's really not all that silly
But what it all comes down to
Is that I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
(Mounties: He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
'Cause there's a penguin on the telly
And Dr. Bronowski knows how it got there
Old Woman 2: How's he know that
Old Woman 1: He knows everything.
Old Woman 2: I wouldn't like that, it'd take the mystery out of life.
I need a fish license
And one for a 'alf-a-bee
Nudge-nudge-wink-wink, say no more (Say no more!)
We need a World Forum
To feed Mr. Creosote
'Cause every sperm is sacred
And what it all comes down to
Is I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition
(Cardinal Ximenez: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!)
There's a penguin on the telly
And an argument isn't just contradiction
Mr. Vibrating: Yes it is!
Man: No it isn't!
Mr. Vibrating: Yes it is!
Man: No it isn't!
Mr. Vibrating: Yes it is!
Man: No it isn't!
Mr. Vibrating: Yes it is!
Man: No it isn't!
(BZZZZ!)
Mr. Vibrating: Thank you!
Tony: This song will now pause for a brief intermission.
Concessions Man: ALBATROSS! ALBATROSS!
Customer: Uh, two ice creams, please.
Concessions Man: I don't have any ice creams! I just got the albatross!
Customer: Well, what flavor is it?
Concessions Man: It's not any bloody flavor! It's an albatross!
Customer: Well, it's gotta be SOME kind of flavor.
Concessions Man: All right! It's bloody albatross flavor!
Customer: Do you get wafers with it?
And what it all comes down to
Is the philosophy department's name is Bruce
(Bruce: 'Ot enough t' boil a monkey's bum in 'ere!)
There's a penguin on the telly
And it is a-bout to explode
(BOOOOOM!)
Old Woman 1: How'd he know THAT would happen?!
TV Announcer: It was an inspired guess.
Now, bring me a shrubbery
For the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Then cut a tree with...a herring!
(CLANG!)
I'm stoning the Romans
'Cause what have they done for us
I'll just look on life's bright side
And what it all comes down to
Is you've never seen such a foul-tempered rodent
(Knights: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!)
But there's a penguin on the telly
And a naked man is playing an organ
Old Woman 1: Ooo, cheeky, isn't he?
Old Woman 2: That's a rather bad joke!
And what it all comes down to, my friends, yeah,
Is that everything here is...
(Sergeant-Major comes in)
SILLY, SILLY, SILLY!
Sergeant-Major: Stop the CD! Stop the music! Stop it!
(music stops)
Sergeant-Major: Now, I've noticed a tendency for this CD to get rather silly! Now, I like Alanis Morrisette parodies as much as the next person but that's besides the point! That last song you had was very silly indeed! And this one is even SILLIER, so I'm putting a stop to it! And if there is to be any continuation of this sort of silliness, I shall come down upon this CD like a ton of bricks! Far too silly! And, furthermore...
(BANG!)
Sergeant-Major: YAH! (ChrisWolvie) |
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Current Rating
9.5
(6 votes)
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| Played on 16 shows: |
 | 09-17-16, #16-38 |  | 01-11-09, #MMCZ-09-01 |
| 10-07-14, #BWR-14-10-07 | | 07-27-07, #MMDT20_07-29 |
| 10-04-14, #AOTA-141004 | | 01-14-06, #MMS-13 |
| 02-05-13, #BWR-13-02-05 | | 10-06-04, #KMCC_02-02 |
| 02-25-12, #AOTA-120225 | | 05-12-04, #KMCC_1-11 |
| 08-13-11, #AOTA-110813 | | 07-28-03, #ISGD-03-29 |
| 04-28-10, #ROTP_297 | | 09-30-01, #01-39 |
| 03-23-09, #MM-202 | | 09-02-01, #01-35 |
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