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Facts: |
Parody of "Cover Of The Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show & writen by Shel Silverstein. (czwrefsteven) |
Parody of "Cover of the Rolling Stone" (MarlinsGirl) |
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My name is Voldemort And I went to Hogwarts But I left it for a darker side I gained a lot of power And I gained a lot of strength And committed near-genocide Now I'm back in the swing And there's just one thing That I want for my very own 'Cause I laugh and I chortle But I won’t be immortal 'Til I get myself the sorcerer's stone
(Sorcerer's Stone) Gonna use the stuttering teacher Quirrel (Stone) Use the strength to take over the world (Stone) Gonna see Lord Voldemort Live forever with the sorcerer’s stone
They got a teacher named Snape He’s sneaky as a snake He’s just a slitherin’ for the Slythrin team They got the mirror of Erised Displayin’ everybody’s dreams They got a unique spell That Nicky Flamel Gave to Hogwarts as a loan I ain't got no body But I'll have my party Once I get myself the sorcerer’s stone
(Sorcerer's Stone) Gonna use the stuttering teacher Quirrel (Stone) Use the strength to take over the world (Stone) Gonna see Lord Voldemort Live forever with the sorcerer’s stone ("The Unicorn")
Well, Harry, Hermione, Draco and Ron Search the dark forest in detention For a creature most beautiful, sure as you're born 'Cause Voldemort drinks the blood of unicorns
They got a bunch of little student pre-teen wizards Who practice their magic tricks They got a genuine quidditch ball stadium For flying round on wooden sticks They're no match for me And as soon as we Throw that three-headed dog a bone He will still be sniffin' So the kids from Gryffindor Can lead me to the sorcerer's stone
(Sorcerer's Stone) Gonna use the stuttering teacher Quirrel (Stone) Use the strength to take over the world (Stone) Gonna see Lord Voldemort Live forever with the sorcerer’s stone Live forever with the sorcerer’s…
("The Smoke-Off")
Stoned for eight of his eleven years, and his story is still widely told How he battled with pure evil and he beat that Shrek-like troll While in the halls of Hogwart's, through that forbidden third floor Is the dust that once was Quirrel, former shell of Voldemort And underneath, inscribed upon a broomstick made of wood It says, "Beware of being the bad guy when there’s nothing left but good." (Captain Wayne) |
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Current Rating
9.8
(3 votes)
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Played on 18 shows: |
| 11-03-21, #AOTA-211113 | | 02-06-05, #05-06 |
| 07-07-17, #WOTR_41 | | 06-20-04, #04-25 |
| 03-25-17, #AOTA-170325 | | 06-23-03, #ISGD-03-24 |
| 06-08-16, #MMP-41 | | 06-16-03, #ISGD-03-23 |
| 11-07-15, #AOTA-151107 | | 12-16-02, #ISGD-02-01 |
| 03-05-13, #BWR-13-03-05 | | 06-16-02, #02-24 |
| 08-13-11, #MMCZ-11-33 | | 03-17-02, #02-11 |
| 07-16-11, #AOTA-110716 | | 02-24-02, #02-08 |
| 07-21-07, #ROTP_152 | | 01-27-02, #02-04 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d Boy I wish I had the moolah to get this album now! I've heard "Sirius Black" but I haven't heard this one! Mehh!
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