Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo by Early 50's Recording Performed By Cowboy Timmy

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Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
By: Early 50's Recording Performed By Cowboy Timmy

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Duration:	2:16 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Release Date:	1999 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Trey Parker/Marc Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Trey Parker/Marc Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	Parker/Stone/Howell (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Columbia (Sony) (Stavro Arrgolus)
Published By:	Hilarity Music, Inc./Winding Brook Way Music (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Mr. Hankey's album cover pose is a parody of Mel Torme's Christmas Songs album (see additional image). (Tim P. Ryan)

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We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
and we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of these stories seem kind of.....gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeezing 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a howdy ho
He's seen the love inside of you
'cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously, he loves you
"I can make a Mr. Hankey, too!" (PPPT!)

Cartman: "Well, Kyle, where is he?"
Kyle: "He's comin'!"
Stan: "C'mon, dude, push!"
Kyle: "I'm trying!"
Cartman: "Oh, wait, wait, I can see his head!"
Kyle: "HERE HE COMES!
(SPLORT!)
Mr. Hankey: HOWDY HO!!!

I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Season's Greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and dance and play
now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
"Howdy ho ho, yum, yum, yum"
Christmas time has come!

Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
and won't fall in the toilet
'cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he won't drop off
and so you shake your ass around
try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally he does...
(pause)

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves, he must leave too
Flush him down, but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on!

Howdy ho!

©1997 Hilarity Music, Inc. BMI/Winding Brook Way Music ASCAP (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Available on the following album:
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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Played on 8 shows:
	12-22-15, #MMCZ-15-02	11-30-08, #08-48
	07-26-11, #BWR-11-07-26	12-23-06, #ROTP_122
	12-25-10, #MMS-137	12-24-05, #ROTP_070
	12-13-08, #MMCZ_XMAS08B	12-19-99, #99-51
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Mel Torme, object of parody (Tim P. Ryan)

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