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Who's got a big red cherry nose?
Santa's got a big red cherry nose.
Who's got a laugh that goes, "Ho ho ho"?
Santa's got a laugh that goes, "Ho ho ho"
"Ho ho ho", cherry nose...

Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

All right, you're getting it. Now, we're going to go into the next
verse, so everybody sing!

Whose belly jiggles when he laughs?
Santa's belly jiggles when he laughs
Who's so cute, he can't wipe his ass?
Santa's so cute, he can't wipe his ass
Wipe his ass, when he laughs,
"Ho ho ho", cherry nose...

Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

Who's got really nasty gingivitis?
Santa's got really nasty gingivitis
Who's got non-specific urethritis?
Santa's got non-specific urethritis
Urethritis, gingivitis
Wipe his ass, when he laughs,
"Ho ho ho", cherry nose...

Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

Who looks right up reindeer's butts?
Santa looks right up reindeer's butts
Who's a lazy tub of guts?
Santa's a lazy tub of guts
Tub of guts, reindeer's butts
Urethritis, gingivitis
Wipe his ass, when he laughs,
"Ho ho ho", cherry nose...

Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Claus

*chime*

Whoa. That means, if you haven't sang, now's your chance to redeem yourself in the eyes of God. This is our last verse, so EVERYBODY sing!

Who's one of those people who just looks better when he's nude?
Santa's one of those people who just looks better when he's
nude
Who's just an all-around righteous dude?
Santa's just an all-around righteous dude
Righteous dude, better when he's nude
Tub of guts, reindeer's butts
Urethritis, gingivitis
Wipe his ass, when he laughs,
"Ho ho ho", cherry nose...

Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa...

MUST BE SANTA
Must be Santa
Must be San-ta, San-ta...
(jzummak)
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