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Duration: 1:18 (Captain Wayne) 
Release Date: 1986  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Sergeant Chuck and the United States Marine Corps (Captain Wayne) 
Music By: The Bunsen Burners (Captain Wayne) 
Produced By: Howard Page (Captain Wayne) 
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Published By: Rampaging Whale Music (Captain Wayne) 
Licensing: BMI (Captain Wayne) 
  • Howard also recorded all the tracks for My Girl’s a Vegetable (Captain Wayne)
  • Author Howard Page's younger brother Chuck Page, a United States Marine, brought the lyrics to him while home on leave in 1985 (Captain Wayne)
  • Song Lyrics:
    My girl's a vegetable, she lives in the hospital
    She ain't got no TV, but she's got an EKG
    Some folks think she's a dud, she's got other people's blood
    But I'd buy her anything just to keep her in style

    She can't hear and she can't talk, she can't even take a walk
    She's got no arms or legs, just a lot of hooks and pegs
    We don't leave her alone she can't hear the telephone
    But I'd buy her anything just to keep her in style


    My girl's a vegetable, she live in the hospital
    I think she's pretty neat, even though she's got no feet
    And in her there's lots of tubes, she's got really saggy boobs
    But I'd buy her anything just to keep her in style
    (Huey Armstrong)
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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