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Duration: 2:36 
Release Date: 1996 
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What happened that night at the Roseanne Barr?
Was Oscar Wilde? Was Gene Wilder?
Did Alastair Cooke, or was Kevin Bacon?
And who did Chevy Chase? Did Tom Cruise?
Was Ted Danson? I don't know.

And why, why was Betty White? Did Arnold Palmer?
Or did Joe Cocker? Even worse, what if James Spader?
And why was Shirley Temple Black? Did Anita Baker?
I don't know.

What happened in that card game at Arsenio Hall?
How much of the deck did Robert Stack?
And what kind of cards was William Holden?
Who did James Caan? And why couldn't Buddy Hackett?

And who was where and when? Was Jamie Farr?
Glenn Close? Adam West? Jay North?
I just couldn't piece it together.

Who gave Johnny Cash? Or Eddie Money?
Was it the same guy who gave Robert DeNiro?
I don't know.

And what kind of trouble was Joseph Cotton?
And why did Pamela Sue Martin? Was Martin Short?
Is Alan Thicke? Is Rich Little or is Shelley Long?
And why was Rob Lowe? Who gave Roberta Flack!?
What made Charlie Callas? Would Dan Rather Tom Waits?
Was Joseph Stalin but Helen Reddy? I don't know.

And who was Sandy Duncan in Veronica Lake
On the Dinah Shore east of Audrey Meadows?
And who did Jean Barry in the Sally Fields
Near the Lloyd Bridges north of Rudy Vallee?
I'm afraid I haven't a clue.

Y'know, the Feds suspect Donny Most,
But if my guess is right, we'll see Glenn Frey!
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