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New Jersey Lifestyle 
By: Sudden Death
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Rank this week: 10 (↑27)
Duration: 3:27 
Release Date: 2002  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive (peterpuck9) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
  • On the album "Fatal Accident Zone" available at (peterpuck9)
  • Parody of "My Lifestyle" by Fat Joe (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Yeah, Jersey baby!
    Welcome to Jersey, ya heard?
    Yeah, uh!
    Can't even pump your own gas here!
    Yo, yeah yeah, yo...

    I live alone in the armpit of the nation
    In the state with the densest population
    The Garden State, where the gardener wrecks it
    I tell people where I live by the exit
    Joisey, where hygiene's secondary
    If the locals ever saw a real book they'd commit Hari Kari
    Neon glow car, chain around the license plate
    Two inches off of the ground, it's like a rollerskate
    Me and my neighbors play a game whenever we're at
    Baskin Robbins, seein' who can count the most flavors
    A-yo, if you're looking for class, you're outta luck
    The state symbol is Calvin urinating on a Ford truck
    Muscle shirts are considered formal attire
    My neighbor's hobby is to sit for hours watching the drier
    And at the strip club, is the bride of Frankenstein
    With a back so hairy that it's a crime
    Before you visit that park you best be insured
    Everyone I know has come back severely injured
    Don't look at me 'cause it's out of my control
    People disappear for years in our massive potholes, whoa

    Y'all wanna live my lifestyle
    Never had a job, never seen a dentist
    Wanna hang with the boys, go to Wal-Mart
    Visit me and I'm-a show you inbred

    At least half the state has major brain damage
    You'll get the same replies talking to a ham sandwich
    My next door neighbor only bathes on a Friday
    But every single day he uses soap to wash his driveway
    That's why the first week in July as we speak
    Is National Be Nice To New Jersey Week
    God help you if you wanna turn left, you have to be deft
    Usually you have to make three rights to go left
    And get this, if you take the folks on my street
    And add 'em up maybe you could get a full set of teeth
    You wouldn't believe, but one of 'em forgot how to breathe, so much
    Hair in their nose you could make your own weave
    It's a last resort, where chickens can be child
    Support, and driving is a contact sport
    It's where malls are considered a shrine, I've lived here
    For three years, I'm fittin' in just fine
    It's a place where kids play the game Name Those Scents
    Where all the garbage gets recycled into lawn ornaments
    The nuts in my town all belong in the pound
    Even Smokey the bear said go 'head, burn it down, go on
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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