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Nicholas, Albert, look
I don't know where they are
But I'd like you to meet my two pals
My buddies, my two amigos
I'll tell you all about them, well

I never gargled, I never gambled
I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall

Strange as it seems
I met in my dreams
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Here's what they said to me
"Use your head
Just see your life is very, very dull"

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled
I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall

So I said to Nick
"Nick tell me quick
What should a fellow do?"
He said to me
"Boy, easy to see boy
You should try a cigarette or two"

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled
I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall

So I lit a *** and I took a drag
Then to my great surprise
I started to gasp and coughed like a rasp
And everything spun round before my eyes

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled
I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall

So I said to Al
"Al, be a pal, what do you really think?"
He said to me
"Boy, easy to see boy, smoking's kid's stuff
Pour yourself a drink"

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled
I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall

So quick as a wink, I took a drink
Swigged a glassful down
First it seemed to hit me
Then it turned around and bit me
And everything went all spinning round

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled
I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall

Well, here is the joke
When I awoke, it wasn't finished yet
I noticed first a terrible thirst
And then a craving for a cigarette.

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled
I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall

Well, take my advice, this smoking is nice
And the drinking is really lush
As you can see, there's no change in me
I'm still as pure as the driven slush

Well, I never gargled, I never gambled
I never smoked at all
Until I met my two good amigos
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall

Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
(Hatman)
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Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
Played on 3 shows:
07-12-14, #AOTA-14071209-08-96, #96-36
07-22-07, #07-29
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