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Duration: 3:33 
Release Date: 1985  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Tom Kelly/Billy Steinberg (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Rick Derringer (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Rock N Roll/Scotti Bros. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Ear Booker Music/Sony ATV Songs LLC (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #871734 
Keywords: DOCTOR 
  • Parody of "Like A Virgin" by Madonna (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I finally made it through med school
    Somehow I made it through
    I'm just an intern
    I still make a mistake or two

    I was last in my class
    Barely passed at the institute
    Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah I'm trying to avoid
    A malpractice suit

    Hey, like a surgeon
    Cuttin' for the very first time
    Like a surgeon
    Organ transplants are my line

    Better give me all your gauze nurse
    This patient's fading fast
    Complications have set in
    Don't know how long he'll last

    Let me see, that I.V.
    Here we go - time to operate
    I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out
    And see what he ate

    Like a surgeon, hey
    Cuttin' for the very first time
    Like a surgeon
    Here's a waiver for you to sign

    Woe, woe, woe

    It's a fact - I'm a quack
    The disgrace of the A.M.A.
    'Cause my patients die, yeah my patients die
    Before they can pay

    Like a surgeon, hey
    Cuttin' for the very first time
    Like a surgeon
    Got your kidneys on my mind

    Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
    When I reach inside
    With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
    Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

    Ooh baby, yeah
    I can hear your heartbeat
    For the very last time
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 9.5 (4 votes)
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