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Duration: 2:21 
Release Date: 1990 
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  • Parody of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Eew! Don't touch that!

    Oooh! Don't touch that
    You don't know where it's been
    Don't touch wet paint
    Don't touch that dial

    A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch that!

    Never touch yellow snow
    Not even with a ten-foot pole

    Never touch food that glows
    Or Doctor Demento
    Yes, don't touch that!

    Hey, watch me pull
    A rabbit from my hat
    Wait, that's not a rabbit
    Oooh! Don't touch that

    When you find lumps in your puddin' pops
    Don't touch 'em, they're not cool

    Don't stick your finger in the ear
    Of a fat chick at school

    Gawrsh, never touch anything
    That's dragged in by the cat

    Greasy grimy gopher guts
    Eeew, don't touch that!

    Hey man, don't touch my ol' lady!

    You can lookee, but no touchee!

    Oooh! Don't touch me there!

    Don't touch milk if it's crunchy

    Never sit on a wet seat

    Don't touch it like that woman in heat

    Get away from my weed whackers!
    Don't touch that!

    Never touch a tissue
    That's rolled up in a ball

    Never touch the gummy gums
    Of Arsenio Hall

    Welcome to 7-Eleven
    Don't touch the Slurpee machine

    Hey, I wouldn't touch that pit bull
    That's foamin' at the mouth
    Know what I mean?

    Never touch the wart
    On Aunt Martha's chin
    Never touch what's on you
    When you sneeze in the wind

    Good evening
    Don't touch the blood
    From a vampire bat
    (Hysterical giggling)
    Ha ha ha ha ha
    Ha ha ha ha ha
    Don't touch that!

    Don't play catch
    With a scuzzball
    Don't pick bugs
    From your windshield
    Don't touch a slug
    Or a hairball

    Oooh! Don't touch that

    Uh, well, I wouldn't touch it
    If I could remember what it was for

    Last guy who touched this
    He ain't around no more

    Ah yes, you haven't had tequila
    Until you get the worm

    I don't think a worm is kosher
    It's schmutz!
    Don't touch that

    Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!
    Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!

    Oh my god that's cowabunga dude!
    Don't touch that!

    Go ahead, make my day
    Touch that!

    Uh oh! Honk honk!
    Don't touch that, ha ha ha (crash!)

    Okay, we're ready for take ninety-nine in here
    Uh, don't touch that button please

    Hic! You mean this button here?

    Yeah, that big red button...DON'T TOUCH THAT!

    What happens if, Hic! I touch this button here?

    No! Not that button! Please! DON'T TOUCH THAT!
    Current Rating 9.1 (5 votes)
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      Online  -   -  05-08-07 07:44 PM  -  17 years ago
    I thought this song was my Weird Al???
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