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Duration: 4:09 
Release Date: 2003  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell/F Iommi/J Osbourne/W Ward/T Butler (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell/F Iommi/J Osbourne/W Ward/T Butler (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
The thing I don't understand about this song is if it's about the Osbournes, why are there Beavis and Butthead jokes in it?- Sonic SBL
  • Was the 6th most requested song of 2003. (Captain Wayne)
  • Parody of "Iron Man" by Sir Mix-A-Lot which was based on the Black Sabbath song of the same name. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    You can come and see my band, as I command
    Heavy metal rhythms from a middle aged man
    Smack my doggies when they crap on the rug
    But then I feel bad because I love that pug
    For years I've peddled, hard rock metal
    Got a dozen lawsuits but I'm hoping to settle
    I go on tour, the fans want more
    I love to throw things at the people next door
    I got kids showing up at all hours of the night
    Can't stand it but I handle it and try to be polite
    Gettin' old before my time thanks to Kelly and Jack
    Arthritis in my knee and a crick in my back
    Now I'm back on the scene, though some find it obscene
    I'll be rockin' like this till I rupture a spleen
    A lot of dummies get money in a sound-alike band
    But nothing there can compare to the true Ozzman

    I hold the record in Guinness for bat heads finished
    I'm finding new ways to mutilate the Queen's English
    My son wears camo, he wants live ammo
    I can't allow that or the house'll go kablammo
    I shave my stubble, I don't want trouble
    But the prince of friggin' darkness doesn't need no damn bubbles
    Like where I reside? I'll be your tour guide
    I bought it for a song I wrote about suicide
    The bad boy of rock, not to be mocked
    Move onto my block and you might get shocked
    We might seem weird but that's part of the drill
    We're sane compared to the rest of Beverly Hills

    (spoken part by Beavis and Butt-Head)
    Woah! Is that Ozzy?
    Uh, huh huh huh. Ozzy's an old fart.
    (both laugh)
    Yeah, heh heh. Whoa, chick it out. A mini-Ozzy.
    Huh huh huh, yeah. He's a dork.
    Yeah. Um. Hey, Butthead. What's all that beeping?
    Uh, I dunno. Maybe there's a truck backing up or something.
    Yeah, heh heh. The Ozzmobile! Hehehe.
    (Batman theme) Du-nuh du-nuh du-nuh du-nuh
    Ddu-nuh du-nuh du-nuh du-nuh Ozzy!
    Du-nuh du-nuh du-nuh...
    Shut up, assmunch!
    Heh, hmm heh. Sorry 'bout that.
    Beavis, check it out! A chick!
    Hm, cool! Uuuum. What's the matter with her hair?
    Uh huh huh. Come to Butthead.
    (Both chant Iron Man riff.)

    (Back to Rap)
    Long hair I'm brushin', we have a discussion
    And they bleep half the show 'cause we can't stop cussin'
    I crunch a quarter note, I sacrifice a goat
    I watch the weather channel 'cause I can't work the remote
    MTV paid it, our show's the highest rated
    Anna Nicole is just way too sedated
    But sooner or later I'll need a translator
    Mumble like Schwarzenegger in Terminator
    Guitar chord ripper, Perrier sipper
    Walk around the house in my fuzzy bunny slippers
    Flesh like leather, worn and weathered
    Take the blame a lot myself, but we're all in this together
    My kids creations don't cause ovations
    They don't have talent, but they have agents
    Critics wanna diss, fans don't wanna miss
    A lot of networks got a show but it ain't like this

    (Butt-Head) Jack. Uh huh huh.
    Current Rating 7.6 (2 votes)
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