I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas by Arnie Aardvark

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I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas
By: Arnie Aardvark

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Duration:	2:09
Release Date:	1992 (knowtalentagency)
Lyrics By:	Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency)
Music By:	Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency)
Produced By:	Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency)
Released By:	Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency)
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I have to disagree with the above fact. I never intended this song to be a parody -- it's an original composition. Besides, the melody is different from "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas". (knowtalentagency)

I am amazed by the fact that, after all of these years of airplay, I STILL haven't received a blow-up doll for Christmas! (knowtalentagency)

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I Want A Blow-Up Doll For Christmas
(c)1992 by Eric Brown

I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
I want a girl I can inflate.
I saw one like I want in a girlie magazine --
The one that I hide between my mattress and box springs.
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
Hurry up, Santa, I can't wait!
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas,
'Cause I know that she'll be the perfect mate.

She must be heavy-duty to resist wear and tear.
She'll come with a special set of sexy underwear.
I'll dress her like a hooker, then dress her for the prom,
Then let her air out, fold her up and hide her from my Mom.

(8-bar instrumental)

She won't talk so I won't have to call her on the phone.
I won't have to comb her hair because it's printed on.
Her lips will be shaped like an "O" and painted ruby red.
I'll have to hide her from my friends -- she'll be a real airhead.

Oh, I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
I want a girl with vinyl flesh.
She must have a pretty face up above her neck.
The rest of her body must be anatomically correct.
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
I think I'll call her Judy or Beth.
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas,
'Cause real girls, they scare me half to death! (knowtalentagency)

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