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Duration: 2:09 
Release Date: 1992  (knowtalentagency) 
Lyrics By: Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Music By: Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Produced By: Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Released By: Eric S. Brown (knowtalentagency) 
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  • I have to disagree with the above fact. I never intended this song to be a parody -- it's an original composition. Besides, the melody is different from "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas". (knowtalentagency)
  • I am amazed by the fact that, after all of these years of airplay, I STILL haven't received a blow-up doll for Christmas! (knowtalentagency)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I Want A Blow-Up Doll For Christmas
    (c)1992 by Eric Brown

    I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
    I want a girl I can inflate.
    I saw one like I want in a girlie magazine --
    The one that I hide between my mattress and box springs.
    I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
    Hurry up, Santa, I can't wait!
    I want a blow-up doll for Christmas,
    'Cause I know that she'll be the perfect mate.

    She must be heavy-duty to resist wear and tear.
    She'll come with a special set of sexy underwear.
    I'll dress her like a hooker, then dress her for the prom,
    Then let her air out, fold her up and hide her from my Mom.

    (8-bar instrumental)

    She won't talk so I won't have to call her on the phone.
    I won't have to comb her hair because it's printed on.
    Her lips will be shaped like an "O" and painted ruby red.
    I'll have to hide her from my friends -- she'll be a real airhead.

    Oh, I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
    I want a girl with vinyl flesh.
    She must have a pretty face up above her neck.
    The rest of her body must be anatomically correct.
    I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
    I think I'll call her Judy or Beth.
    I want a blow-up doll for Christmas,
    'Cause real girls, they scare me half to death!
    Current Rating 9.0 (4 votes)
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