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Pop Star 
By: Sudden Death
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Duration: 2:54 
Release Date: 2004  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell & Professor Pastronamy (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell & Professor Pastronamy (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • The song is about no talent people on American Idol trying to be the next "pop star". (czwrefsteven)
  • "Pop Star" just missed making the 2004 Funny 25 countdown. It came in at number 27. (Captain Wayne)
  • Parody of "Wanksta" by 50 Cent. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    OK, who's next?
    Hi, My name's Jason.
    And I'm going to sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow.
    OK. Go for it.
    (Really bad) Somewhere over the rainbow/ Way over there
    Oh, dear Lord...

    [verse 1]
    You think you's a pop star, but you need to stop singin'
    I think you should leave now, till my ears have stopped ringin'
    You can't sing worth s**t, and you can't dance worth s**t
    What makes you think that if you cut a song it'd be a hit
    We do this all the time, some people soundin' fine
    But others sound like they're committing sins against mankind
    This girl she looks fine, she wants to get signed
    Her mouth opens and it sounds like gears when they grind
    I tell them all the time, send shivers down my spine
    They start to b***h and whine, and tell me I'm a swine
    They think they sound like gold, and I'm the one they loathe
    But they're all screamin' like they leaned against a hot stove
    So I send them away, and they all feel betrayed
    But even Paula doesn't have anything nice to say

    You think you's a pop star, but you need to stop singin'
    I think you should leave now, till my ears have stopped ringin'
    When you try to hit a note, you sound like a sea lion
    You been singin' for your whole life, you need to stop tryin' (repeat)

    [verse 2]
    Damn homie, you sound like
    A dying lamb, homie, the hell's up with that?
    And then up next is Loretta, and I'm sorry I met her
    'Cause when she finished her song, I thought I'd need a rib spreader
    She thinks that she can do better, sing just like Eddie Vedder
    She thinks I'm out to get her, like I had a vendetta
    She look good, but she howls like an Irish Setter
    She's trying to start the song over but there's no way I'm-a let her
    Get out now, stop the bleeding, don't wanna hear another word
    'Cause you're the worst singer that I think I've ever heard
    I've heard enough now, I'm suicidal
    And she still thinks she's the next American Idol

    You think you's an idol, but your sound is all dull
    Awful and an eyeful, stole your style from Paula
    You know that she's washed up, and that you're no heart-throb
    You are absolutely ghastly, don't quit your day job

    [verse 3]
    Me, I'm no monster, me, I'm not raptor
    Me, I'm not mentor, me, I'm just me, me
    Me, I'm no singer, me, I'm no actor
    But it's me who owns the record company
    Now, your singing baby was a total mess
    You sang flatter than Ally McBeal's chest
    And yet you think that you're good, and ready for prime time
    But there's no future for you; well, maybe as a mime
    Losers sayin' that they don't like Simon Cowell
    Is it because I kinda sound like Thurston Howell?
    Or is it 'cause they know success takes more than just luck
    And they know I'm right when I tell them they all suck

    You think you's a pop star, but you need to stop buggin'
    If you keep on singin', I'm-a put my ear plugs in
    You ruined my favorite song, even screwed up the title
    You're a disgrace, you're no American Idol
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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