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Duration:
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3:13
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Release Date:
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1999 (sfjpk30)
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Lyrics By:
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Scott Hendricks (Fenwick)
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Music By:
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Scott Hendricks (Fenwick)
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Produced By:
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Scott Hendricks (Fenwick)
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Released By:
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S O T Productions (Fenwick)
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| Song Lyrics: |
I've sailed the deep oceans, I've been to strange ports
I've seen things you would never believe
And in all of the towns, at the pubs I have found
There's one thing that most men will agree
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Oh, beer is better than women
Beer is better they say
From Belfast to England, to Guam and New Zealand
From Hibbing to Perth and Bombay
Now a beer doesn't mind if you belch or you fart
A beer doesn't play hard to get
A beer doesn't think The Three Stooges are dumb
A beer's always ready and wet
[chorus]
Well, a beer looks the same in the morning
And a beer that is frigid is best
It won't make you buy tampons when you go to the store
Or ask how you like the new dress
[chorus]
Well, a beer won't get mad if you come home real late
Or make you put pants on to eat
Want to try a new kind? Go ahead, it won't mind!
'Cause a beer doesn't care if you cheat
[chorus]
Still don't ask who I choose; either way I would lose
Between beer and women I think
Without beer I go nuts and the ironic part:
Without women there's no reason to drink
[chorus twice]
Well, beer is better
Beer is better
Beer is better they say (Sonic SBL) |
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Current Rating
9.9
(3 votes)
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| Played on 21 shows: |
 | 01-25-20, #AOTA-200125 |  | 05-16-04, #04-20 |
| 03-25-17, #AOTA-170325 | | 08-04-03, #XM-11 |
| 06-27-15, #15-26 | | 06-22-03, #03-25 |
| 04-21-12, #12-16 | | 06-16-03, #ISGD-03-23 |
| 02-12-12, #MMS-153 | | 02-03-03, #ISGD-03-04 |
| 04-19-09, #MMS-124 | | 09-22-02, #02-38 |
| 12-04-06, #MMS-56 | | 07-07-02, #02-27 |
| 11-19-05, #MMS-5 | | 04-28-02, #02-17 |
| 05-15-05, #XM-103 | | 03-03-02, #02-09 |
| 04-24-05, #05-17 | | 01-27-02, #02-04 |
| 06-06-04, #XM-54 | | |
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fiogf49gjkf0d I knew there was something wrong in there. I typed them myself you know.
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fiogf49gjkf0d One more note:
Also in verse 3, line 3, it should read:
...It won't make you buy tampons when you go to the store...
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fiogf49gjkf0d Ahoy mateys! Axel the Sot here.
The lyrics for my song on this site are a bit off. What the chorus should read is:
"...From Belfast to England
To Guam and New Zealand
From Hibbing to Perth and Bombay."
Hibbing is a very northern town in Minnesota (you probably know the rest).
Check out my website for more fun and drunken naughtiness!!!
www.chivalry.com/axel/
Axel.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I have no idea what those places mentioned in the chorus are. I need your help!
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under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
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