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Duration: 3:13 
Release Date: 1999  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Scott Hendricks (Fenwick) 
Music By: Scott Hendricks (Fenwick) 
Produced By: Scott Hendricks (Fenwick) 
Released By: S O T Productions (Fenwick) 
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Song Lyrics:
I've sailed the deep oceans, I've been to strange ports
I've seen things you would never believe
And in all of the towns, at the pubs I have found
There's one thing that most men will agree

Oh, beer is better than women
Beer is better they say
From Belfast to England, to Guam and New Zealand
From Hibbing to Perth and Bombay

Now a beer doesn't mind if you belch or you fart
A beer doesn't play hard to get
A beer doesn't think The Three Stooges are dumb
A beer's always ready and wet


Well, a beer looks the same in the morning
And a beer that is frigid is best
It won't make you buy tampons when you go to the store
Or ask how you like the new dress


Well, a beer won't get mad if you come home real late
Or make you put pants on to eat
Want to try a new kind? Go ahead, it won't mind!
'Cause a beer doesn't care if you cheat


Still don't ask who I choose; either way I would lose
Between beer and women I think
Without beer I go nuts and the ironic part:
Without women there's no reason to drink

[chorus twice]

Well, beer is better
Beer is better
Beer is better they say
(Sonic SBL)
Current Rating 9.9 (3 votes)
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Messages about the song: "Beer Is Better Than Women"
Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  11-03-05 03:02 PM  -  16 years ago
I knew there was something wrong in there. I typed them myself you know.
Fenwick   Offline  -  Artist  -  11-03-05 12:31 PM  -  16 years ago
One more note:

Also in verse 3, line 3, it should read:
...It won't make you buy tampons when you go to the store...
Fenwick   Offline  -  Artist  -  11-03-05 11:49 AM  -  16 years ago
Ahoy mateys! Axel the Sot here.
The lyrics for my song on this site are a bit off. What the chorus should read is:
"...From Belfast to England
To Guam and New Zealand
From Hibbing to Perth and Bombay."

Hibbing is a very northern town in Minnesota (you probably know the rest).

Check out my website for more fun and drunken naughtiness!!!

Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  09-28-05 11:06 AM  -  16 years ago
I have no idea what those places mentioned in the chorus are. I need your help!
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