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I was hangin' out at the grocery store, and you won't believe what I saw
Sara Lee just ran right by me, completely in the raw
I couldn't even talk to Chef Boyardee, 'cause his mouth was full of Peter Pan
And then I saw Dolly Madison, with a Ding Dong in each hand
Hungry Jack just ate the Doughboy, 'cause he didn't have any lunch
Little Debbie hadn't eaten either, so she ate Captain Crunch
Jimmy Dean had a little sausage, and Spuds drank all the beer
Mr. Clean is talkin' dirty, and Scottissue's in the rear

So I squeezed some melons and grabbed some buns
But please don't tell my wife
That was the night I went shoppin' naked
And the groceries came to life

Dr. Pepper delivered Baby Ruth, Aunt Jemima shot it out
Green Giant's in the bathroom, playing with his Little Sprout
Pecan Sandie lost her cookies to two men with no shame
As I passed by I heard one man say, "My name's Bartles, this is Jaymes"
And poor old Orville Redenbacher dropped one of his bowties
And when he bent over to pick it up, Cracker Jack gave him a big surprise
Where was Betty Crocker? 'Cause she wasn't on the shelves
She was tied up in the stockroom, with all the Keebler elves

So I squeezed some melons and grabbed some buns
But please don't tell my wife
That was the night I went shoppin' naked
And the groceries came to life

Groceries came to life
Snap, Crackle... You get off of Pop!
Yeah, the groceries came to life
Great Niblets, Green Giant...
Groceries came to life
Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ohh, Mrs. Butterworth!

Yeah, the groceries came to life
Yeah, the groceries came to life
(JinxCat)
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