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Rank this week: 42 (↓1)
Duration: 3:07 
Release Date: 2000 
Lyrics By: Dick Price (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Dick Price (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • From the album "Dick Price's Theatre of Cruelty" (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I'm a happy dinosaur
    I love those kids who live next door
    Every single sunny day
    We all go off to the woods to play

    But something happened yesterday
    They brought along their dog to play
    And it was almost 100 degrees
    and there wasn't even the slightest breeze

    Oh, the kids and I were playing chase
    and the sweat poured down each little face
    Spot started licking them, one by one
    Licking their faces, oh, they all had fun

    Then, little Courtney yelled, "Hey, Happy, what about you?
    I think that you should lick us, too"
    So I started licking little Courtney's face
    And I couldn't believe it had such a good taste

    I licked all the children one by one
    They were wiggling and-a giggling and-a having fun
    and each one tasted oh, so sweet
    I knew inside it was time to eat

    I snapped their heads off with my jaws
    and I sliced them open with my claws
    I nibbled down on their fingertips
    and I drank their blood in little sips

    Now I'm living all alone in the woods
    and I sneak into town when the time is good
    When there aren't any big adults around
    I catch a few kids and I gobble them down

    I love those chubby little brown bambinos
    Wash 'em down with some Spanish vino
    Pills little pink and pudgy baby whites
    They really do whet my appetite

    Oh, the tender bouncy baby blacks
    Try to save 'em for my midnight snacks
    And I chomp down on little Orientals like an alligator
    For some reason or other, I'm hungry just one hour later

    Oh, I'm a happy dinosaur
    I'm even happier than I was before
    'cause I've discovered this delicious treat
    There's so many of 'em, there's plenty to eat

    Ohhh, oh, oh, oh......
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.0 (5 votes)
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