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Duration: 2:20 
Release Date: 1972  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Martin Mull (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Martin Mull (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Martin Mull (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Capricorn CPR 0037 (single) (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Castle Hill Publishing Ltd. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #490334064 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Classic Martin Mull. Snarky delivery and all. I don't think he was kidding about the dope, though. What else would make you think- "Dwarves....boy, did I get off on them?!" These days, that's probably illegal or a 'hate crime' or something.- Stavro Arrgolus
Song Lyrics:
Hi, boys and girls
This is your old friend Martin Mull
And you know what?
I just got back from the North Pole
And you know what I was doing up there, don'cha?
That's right, I saw him alright
And all his little dwarves
Boy, did I get off on them
I learned so many wonderful things about him
And I'd like to sing you all a little song
So why dontcha, you know, move on up
And come up close and I'll sing to you
Come on, closer! Closer! Come on! I won't bite!
Come on! Right down by my shoes
Come on, move closer, that's it.. great
Okay, huddle all around, and I'll sing you a song
Alright, you too, Johnny! Come on! Closer!

All year long he's busy making toys
For all the little girls and the little boys
He puts them in his sled and gives his whip a crack
On Donder, on Blitzen, but never on smack

'Cause Santa doesn't cop out on dope
Has he ever even tried it?
Well, ya know...the answer's no
So little kiddies, here's my point
Just leave him cookies; save your joint
'Cause Santa Claus turns on in his own way
Watching you and I turn on...on Christmas Day
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 9.6 (3 votes)
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