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Santa won't be back next Christmas Eve It sounds strange I know, it's hard to believe But the State Patrol's watchin' everybody these days He was weavin' in the sky in his reindeer's sleigh
So they radioed to every cop in the state That it was only a matter of minutes to wait When he landed on a housetop, there they were Tellin' Santa to exhale in a breath-a-lizer
But Santa refused to take the breath-a-lizer test "In that case buddy..., you're under arrest...!" They frisked him where he landed on that little housetop Found a miniature bottle of Peppermint Schnapps
Chorus: Santa got a DWI For weaving around in the sky Believe me, I wouldn't lie Oh..., Santa got a DWI
They took Santa down to the County Jail Gave him one phone call to raise ten-thousand bail By some strange note - Santa called me Said he needed ten-grand just to set himself free
I told him I'd get on it and do what I could do But I can't make anyone believe my story is true Just tryin' to help Santa; I don't mean no harm Now they're tryin' to put me in the funny farm
They impounded Santa's sleigh and his reindeer too And they'll probably end up in the City Zoo And there won't be any Santa next Christmas Eve I can't raise his bail..., no one will believe
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There's a moral to the song, don't be mad at MADD If you have a few nippers, better catch a cab Don't ever try to drive if you can't walk Cuz even ole Santa ain't above the law
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Everybody now..........
Santa got a DWI For weaving around in the sky Believe me, I wouldn't lie Oh..., Santa got a DWI..., Yeah..., Santa got a DWI...
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Oh..., Santa got a DWI..., Yeah..., Santa got a DWI...
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Oh..., Santa got a DWI..., Yeah..., Santa got a DWI... (jammin DIA) |
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Current Rating
8.7
(4 votes)
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Played on 36 shows: |
| 07-14-24, #MMS-268 | | 12-05-15, #15-49 |
| 12-16-23, #AOTA-231216 | | 12-25-13, #MMS-182 |
| 12-17-22, #AOTA-221217 | | 12-15-12, #AOTA-121215 |
| 12-16-22, #MMS-246 | | 12-17-11, #AOTA-111217 |
| 12-18-21, #AOTA-211218 | | 12-10-11, #AOTA-111210 |
| 12-12-20, #AOTA-201212 | | 12-11-10, #MMS-135 |
| 12-07-19, #AOTA-191207 | | 12-06-09, #MMS-132 |
| 12-15-18, #AOTA-181215 | | 12-17-08, #MMS-119 |
| 12-23-17, #AOTA-171223 | | 12-14-08, #08-50 |
| 12-19-17, #MMS-222 | | 12-23-07, #MMS-103 |
| 12-24-16, #KMCC-11-08 | | 12-04-06, #MMS-56 |
| 12-24-16, #AOTA-161224 | | 12-24-05, #MMS-10 |
| 12-11-16, #OTR-2-48 | | 11-30-03, #03-48 |
| 12-10-16, #16-50 | | 12-07-97, #97-49 |
| 12-04-16, #MMS-206 | | 12-13-92, #92-50 |
| 12-23-15, #MMCZ-15-03 | | 12-08-91, #91-49 |
| 12-19-15, #AOTA-151219 | | 12-23-90, #90-51 |
| 12-12-15, #ISGD-15-56 | | 12-17-89, #89-51 |
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